My teacher once said 'all get into threesomes and work your hardest' The whole class burst out laughing yes, my class is very imature
Lol my homeroom teacher said that for lunch she likes to be the "first one down there" and she made an arm swinging motion like someone doing a pelvic thrust and we still won't let her forget it
In drama my group was rehearsing are play and the whole year group was watching. Me and my friend went backstage too get changed into costumes but my friends hat got wedged inbetween a box and the wall. We stayed back stage for a few minutes trying too pull it out making noises like: 'ugh, ugh, oh no, come on, ugh' We didn't realise the audience could hear us and it sounded really wrong. The worst part is just before we came out on stage my friend shouted out too the people on stage and he said: 'it got stuck, but we pulled it out now, so it's all ok' lmao I got asked numerous times what was going on back stage that day
There was a word in Russian pronounced "kak zeela" and another one pronounced "spaseebahls" pretty sorta funny
Another time was a girl accidentally cut me with her nail, and I said, you just nailed me and I was like wait, what the fuck?)
Lmao some guys at our school dance go in groups of threes and find another guy and start randomly humping him from three sides and one guy started goin uh uh uh Yea uh uh
We were pretending to gang bang one of our friends we went "GET ON THE FLOOR AND TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!!"
Taylor was fooling around and pulled Paige into the stall in the bathroom. All we could here was uh uh no no no more. Mmh muh
We were invited to an urban campout, so I brought some girls in the tent, we all went nce-nce-nce and shaking the tent, and I walked out with a balloon under my shirt like I was preggers
During track, some guys bend over and other guys pretend to rápe them and the bent over guy starts moaning and screaming
I went camping with my little bro, my big bro, my auntie, and my big bro's friend. My little bro showed us all a scar he had on his leg, in order too show this scar he pulled down his trousers. I looked away (at my big bro's friend) and asked my lil bro too pull his trousers up........ But the words came out all jumbled and i ended up asking my big bro's friend too pull down his trousers He started saying 'what ?? What do you mean??' I was too embarased to say anything. So now my big bro's friend is convinced that i have a crush on him (i don't) and we avoided eachover for the rest of the camping trip Lmao