I took them. I was just hanging out in my cage and then I saw them. So I took them. And called them mine. and now they are after me. So anyway, let me tell you who I am. You know that show, Phineas and Ferb? And that cute little animal that follows them and is like a secret agent? .... Well. I'm that guy. Well not that guy, but I'm his friend. YES. I AM. A MALE. PLATYPUS. So I took these and apparently they're lucky. For some WEIRD ASS REASON. And these guys. They came out of nowhere. They don't run really fast because they have fat hanging from their ears and every other place you can imagine. But they're in bright pink spandex shorts. If I were a human, I'd be mildly attracted to all of them. Simultaneously. So anyway, I escaped from the Tallahassee Zoo, and I'm running/waddling for my life. Help me.