TheSlenderman

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -N_G-TheSlenderman, Sep 3, 2012.

  1. Basically, this thread is because I'm an attention seeker :D Yeah, I've been trying to get my own stalkers but no one yet so I decided to become my own stalker. Yeah, I'm not patient. And I'm too lazy to buy a new iDevice for an alt or to get a faked UDID for it. Let the self-stalking begin.


    SLENDER I LUV U SO MUCH ! I WANT U SO BAD AND U R SEXY WITH UR TESTI... TENTACLES! U R MINE 4EVER AND I DUN CARE IF U R IN COUPLE, U R MINE BUT U DUN NO IT YET!!!
     
  2. Oh no, not a stalker. Let's fake unhappiness and say I don't care but inside, I feel soooo important. :D
     
  3. We are all important in our own ways

    Just kidding.

    
     
  4. What? Can't I live my fantasies in public?
     
  5. I stalk you
     
  6. I wouldn't live my fantasies in public.

    I would get arrested
     
  7. Really? Are your fantasies to drive a camel on Route 66?
     


  8. Slender pls, u gve me h34rt 4tt4ck in b4thr00m.
     
  9. YAY!!!  ATKS R SMUXISH!!!! JUST LIEK THESLENDERMAN!!!!
     
  10. Do I have little tentacles slenderman ?
     
  11. And you never have me that hug ;-;
     
  12. Slenderman has lost it ... I win
     
  13.  sorry I don't stalk guys who used to be Santa


    :| dumb Santa never gave me anything
     
  14. Daddy in law
    ILL BE YOUR STALKER!
     
  15. poor you! No stalkers? Here, I'll try

    Slenderman, .. *chokes* *gags* need. Air... Fish. Bone...

    ooh! Heaven looks nice! I sneezed! You still can sneeze here! Ooh! Abs!
     
  16. Good morning

    YAY SLENDER IS BK ON! HE IS SO SMXI! U R MINE SLENDER
     
  17. Slenderman should buy a mirror to see himself... To bad he doesn't have eyes