TheDoctorIsIn

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by DoctorDaddy, Apr 20, 2019.

  1. Hello there patients!



    I would like to be your new resident doctor for pimd. I will be giving mostly random unwanted medical advice but I have created this thread as an introduction to help you with any needs you currently have as a way to get to know you all.

     
  2. Is Rosie your nurse CaptainPeePee?
     
  3. She does know how to Prep my station
     
  4. It burns when I pee help ?
     
  5. Sorry I prefer the Nurse
     
  6. My feet hurt and I'm always sore
     
  7. I shall assist him with his recommendations if you like
     
  8. I feel kinda threatened rn
     
  9. Don't I'm not very good.
     
  10. Sorry I prefer real issues.
     
  11. Oh thanks that’s reassuring :)
     
  12. That is an unexpected name change.

    I cut my earlobe
    and I cannot lick

    plz halp ;-;
     
  13. The Nurse has a degree from ATA University and you don't. Sorry I prefer real healthcare providers :(
     
  14. If you fully remove the earlobe you will not feel pain in it anymore

    Also

    If you are having trouble licking I suggest placing the object you wish to lick closer to your tounge.
     
  15. I feel like my issue has been overlooked here I’m willing to provide a sample
     
  16. o bless. I will try both of these solutions :)
     
  17. I'm here for you bb
     
  18. Im sure your bed is full of them
     
  19. i'm ready for my colonoscopy now
     
  20. Those thighs uwu
    *melts*