THE WEEKLY IMPLOSION 11 Back at the road!! by Hill Started the weekly implosion again... Hope this works like usual... Ps. I forgot how to start Joke XD Hope you like it! The random facts that are wrong Did you know? •the random facts section started at the issue 4.5 Hill's birthday edition •Most of the random facts are true •I have one finger on each nail • that fact didn't get messed up • I've never introduced u to my dittle •[content deleted] Dammit dittle! I'm sry my dittle is eating my facts, my dittle looks like this: Rare dittle huh? Ps. I'm not responsible if you use these facts for any kind of homework Joke of the week Looking to buy a frog? A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music. While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money. "Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist." fail Pic of the week These are last issues pics 1. 2. 3. 4. This weeks pics 1. 2. 3. 4. choose your fave pic and vote! Please remmember to vote XD Meme of the week Sry I couldn't find any meme pictures because my Internet was slow... Vote for next weeks meme XD FORUM STATUS Forums are a bit calm... Don't know what to say :/ Just appreciate this pic of a Featured Person It's Chewbacca!!! Congrats chew You are the guy who told me how to do all of this so you really earned this :3 Vote for the player that you want to be the next featured person of the week Just post his/her name and tell me you are voting for him/her Let's see who's the next weeks winner Announcements!!! Dittle Was here~~~ So was Qin~~~~ So was Rebecca-rose~~~ So was Jake I was here too~ And Flowerangel was here~~~ Thank all of you guys for supporting me on all my implosions! Chewy im glad your back If someone wants me to announce something in this section let me know... Noob of the week So I just chose this Noob because she simply is... Zoe! Congratulate her!!! I think I named you Noob of the week already but you earned it again XD if u have any coments about the entertainment section please wall me oh and im planning on doing other sections ill list it here and tell me what u think, if u would like to see it on the next issue or not... here it is: • [empty slot] (need ideas) • news... [working on it] • new clubs that sound that may be cool [working on it] • Jokes [check] • future news! [Working on it] • weekly made-up story [Working on it] • The random section [Check] If some of you guys want me to say any announcement here let me know because I'll do an announcement section... Just like I did this week... Have a great weekend Pay attention to the plans for the weekly implosion I always update it... Should I keep doing weekly implosions... And please if you have any ideas for the weekly implosion wall me Thanks - ☢⁂☠ʜͥɪͣʟͫʟ☠⁂☢ Yea that's right that thing is a signature -☢⁂☠ʜͥɪͣʟͫʟ☠⁂☢ ____________________________________ By Hill's inside mind on the day u read this I love it can't wait for the other keep up the good work