Bacon had allies. Smoked bacon , unsmoked bacon , turkey bacon , veggie bacon , beef bacon and HP sauce Ham only had smoked ham as an ally
Bacon went WAPOW and ham went bang Ham went BOOM and bacon squirted HP sauce at Ham. Ham Tries to eat Bacon , it was a terrible tactic as they suffered casualties
Day 10 I am a member of the 6th squadron of the MAH the Military Attack on Ham. We have vaporised the enemy Ham. We are now advanced towards their Base in New Pork (<- I'm a punny guy)
Day 101 seems like we ran out of pigs in the world but VEGGIE BACON THE ONE WHO WAS SHUNNED FOR NOT BEING PIG VAPORISED ALL YHE REMAINING PIG PEOPLE AND long live vegans. So yeah Go Vegetarians