The British allies HP sauce are currently headed towards the battlefield where Ketchup and mustard are fighting it out with Tabasco currently deciding to join or to stay peaceful with the burritos .
The tacos are very convincing as the hot sauces join the battle against ketchup. The HP sauces are fighting the great almighty mustard as ketchup reinforcements arrive with bigger plastic bottles that don't break.
Oh no THE MUSTARD LAUNCHED THE FRIES ON THE KETCHUP ARMY. RUNNNN FOR YA LIFES BUT the HP sauces are coming up with a plan. They are planning in getting the Gods Of Condiments aka the humans to...... Well I don't know how to explain it but ITS GONNA BE MEGA AWESOME.
OH NO OH NO THE PLAN BACKFIRED THE BRITISH HP SAUCES ARE BEING EATEN AWAY BY THE.GODS OF CONDIMENTS. THE KETCHUP ARMY HAS CONVINCED THE ITALIAN BOLOGNESE SAUCE TO JOIN THE FIGHT AND THEY ARE SLOWLY EATING AWAY THE MUSTARD ARMY DESPITE LOSING THE BRITISH HP SAUCES. THE RIVALS TO THE BOLOGNESE SAUCE, THE SALAD DRESSING JOIN THE.....................
KETCHUP'S SIDE. SEEMS LIKE THEY BOTH HATE MUSTARD ON THEIR HOT DOGS. Oh no Oh no oh no oh no it's bad it's bad it's bad
THE ENGLISH MUSTARD HAS ARRIVED TO TAKE OUT ITS RIVAL. SPLAT!!!! BOOM THE KETCHUP ARMY AND ITS ALLIES HAS WON WITH THE ENGLISH MUSTARD GETTING THE LAST HIT.