What are the funny things your parents say to you when they scold/lecture you? My mom has said things like: If you keep lying, I'll wash your mouth with soap! In my time, they had us kneel on salt when we did bad things so you're lucky. .....I don't like your hair. While my dad says stuff like: FROM NOW ON.... (insert empty threat) When you were small... You weren't like this.. When I die.....will you even cry? Yes, he's melodramatic. STAND ON THE WALL. yes. He says ON the wall.
"If you don't get your act straight, you'll be a bum under a bridge beggin for stuff" "You don't even love me, as long as I give you the stuff you need or want you care" Can't say anything bout the dad seeing as I've never met him
Oh please, try a dad who works security at a Casino and a body building brother. Self defense move or heavy ass push? Oh and my dad threw me once. Lije across the house in one throw
Boo that one scares me jk and I don't get beat but I remember the paddles underneath the bus drivers seat... scared the crap outta me ? but I was a good kid
My mom: "son, in life you have to hug and embrace your mistakes in a warm and loving hug!" *hugs me* Me: ...
"Behave, or I will take your books off you and make you socialise..." Not even lying. This actually happened once.