Welcome to the PimD Party race championships! To enter, you must pay the door keepers 70b, you shall not be disappointed with the great race that is being held right at the moment! With an early start, rave took a narrow lead over snark, sigh slow off the blocks and lecture let to show up at the starting gates. The race continues with rave starting to pull a bigger lead over snark, struggling to keep up with rave's early dominance. After the first 10km's of this epic race, rave still holds the lead, snark falling behind further and further every minute, sigh starting to make its move, using its nitrous to quickly close the gap that snark had over sigh, within seconds sigh over takes snark and is on the tale of rave, pulling on rave's tail, sigh takes the lead and forces rave to trip over, snark takes this opportunity to close the gap between snark and rave, whilst sigh pulls out a lead extremely quickly doubling its lead over the over competitors! Rave gets back to it's feet and charges forward, again leaving snark in its trail, with sigh slowing down, rave slowly catches up but is s till far behind. Lecture....where did lecture disappear to? Lecture is still yet to make its appearance! Looks like a good race between sigh, rave and snark! Who will win this epic race? Will lecture make an appearance and even finish the race and make a epic come back? Stay tuned!
Yes yes! Make your bets, all profits will be handed out at the end of the race.....maybe....I might sneak away with the money...you wouldn't notice, you'd be to busy watching the epic race.
Lecture loves you too kadi <3 UPDATE NEWS REPORTS HAVE CONFIRMED LECTURE IS IN HOSPITAL WITH A BROKEN BACK, AND IS EXPECTED NOT TO TAKE PART IN THE RACE!
Smh that lecture prolly is hungover again and coming in late I shall bet 5 kerrerts that sigh will win the race first
The race is about 60km's in now, lecture is still a no show. Sigh still holding it lead, but after using its nitrous boosts it has slowed down rapidly, with rave only a a snails hair away (I don't know if snails actually have hair 0.0), it is to soon take the lead if it continues this way. Snark is still..................... A long......long................LONG! Way away, it better pull out its steroids and make its move now before it's too far behind...
Rave has caught up to sigh now head to head pulling each others hair and trying to trip each other up to gain the advantage. Both playing dirty now. Snark is no threat for the battle for first, it's to busy playing I the flowers and smelling Daisy's. Lecture is too busy getting wasted at the starting line, for sure will come in dead last. Snark needs to pick up the pace and lecture needs to get out of the curve and put the beer down.
It's PimD party version of horse racing, due to them being so similar, what do they have in common you may ask? Well two things: 1: they are boring 2: they make you lose money (horse racing=money from bets, PimD=money on doctor notes)