The Myth, The Legend...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -_A_-1NF4M0U5-Mr_KIKO, Apr 11, 2014.

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  1. Chuck Norris

    When doing a push up, he doesn't push himself up no...he pushes the world down.

    Chuck 'muthafuckin' Norris...
    Once uppercutted a horse, the animal created is what we now call a giraffe.

    Senõr Chuck Norris...
    When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he doesn't get wet, no... the water gets Chuck Norris'd.

    Chuck 'DaddyToAll' Norris...
    Once got bitten by a rattlesnake, after 3 agonizing days...the rattlesnake died.

    Chuck 'CanTouchThis' Norris...
    Can smell what The Rock is cookin, only because he allows The Rock to cook.

    Chuck 'TheManAmongstMen' Norris...
    When kids go to sleep, they look under they're bed for the boogeyman...But, when the boogeyman goes to sleep he check under his bed for Chuck Norris.
     
    #1 -_A_-1NF4M0U5-Mr_KIKO, Apr 11, 2014
  2. Nice
     
    #2 -MARIKIT-, Apr 11, 2014
  3. Omg.  i think I just got chuck Norris'd
     
    #3 -China_Doll-, Apr 11, 2014
  4. Awesome
     
    #4 *Dandelion- (01), Apr 11, 2014
  5.  LIKE ! 
     
    #5 -GoA-lIGryffindor_DonnaIl, Apr 11, 2014
  6. Love it
     
    #6 SP1CY-L1L-BRY, Apr 11, 2014
  7. Lmao
     
    #7 *-_A_-Jax (01), Apr 11, 2014
  8. The Hulk has superman pajamas

    Superman has chuck norris pajamas
     
    #8 *-_A_-Jax (01), Apr 11, 2014
  9. You're so silly nephew
    I love Chuck Norris?
     
    #9 SYN_Azzy, Apr 11, 2014
  10. Lol nice one kiko
     
    #10 SweetBoricua_Angel_Sherry, Apr 11, 2014
  11. Nice one Jax

    Will be posting another set later on

    I encourage everyone to put up their own chuck norris stories that they have heard..

    ALL HAIL CHUCK NORRIS!!
    :)
     
    #11 -_A_-1NF4M0U5-Mr_KIKO, Apr 11, 2014
  12. Although im not.a chuck Norris fan, i still like it! goodjob kiko that made me smile 
     
    #12 ChEeky_QuiNn_AraBella, Apr 11, 2014
  13. When check norris cuts onions the onions
    Cry 
     
    #13 -_A_-DevlishMrMonki, Apr 11, 2014
  14. Lmfao Mr Monki
    I never heard that one, nice!
     
    #14 -_A_-1NF4M0U5-Mr_KIKO, Apr 11, 2014
  15. I hear Chuck Norris once won the Tour De France, using a stationary bike..

    I also heard that he pulled a wheelie on a unicycle.
     
    #15 I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Apr 11, 2014
  16. ALL HAIL CHUCK NORRIS
     
    #16 JavaChips, Apr 11, 2014
  17. Chuck Norris 
     
    #17 MateoDo, Apr 11, 2014
  18. All these jokes about chuck norris. You know why there's no jokes about Bruce Lee? Because Bruce Lee is NO joke.
     
    #18 DigBaddy, Apr 11, 2014
  19. Lmfao nice one i wont bow down..that unicycle was hilarious

    Twistin...Bruce lee is amazing..but he is no chuck norris
     
    #19 -_A_-1NF4M0U5-Mr_KIKO, Apr 11, 2014
  20. hhahahaha
     
    #20 CharlieFrosty, Apr 11, 2014
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