The most Sincere Apology I Could Muster.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Royale30, Jan 8, 2013.

  1. Hello all... Your friendly Royale here.

    When I first came to these forums nearly 2 years ago I was very happy. Maybe even a bit of a kiss ass. Anything to make some friends, since I've never really had any. I've always been that one boy sitting under a tree watching everyone else play because nobody liked me.

    Well as time went on my attitude changed, for the worst some may say. Red Tiger opened my eyes, because he says it like it is. I've been nothing but an ass to you all for my own enjoyment. I disregarded all of the other forumers' feelings and opinions.

    You see... Lately I feel as though my life is falling apart. My diamond pickaxe broke, my laptop is running slow, the snow is melting, the globe is warming, and there's a constant threat of my world ending. As anyone could guess, it's just hard to cope with the pressure.

    And then. To add to that, my shoes got dirt on them, my hair is a mess, and I don't have any raspberries to eat.

    So please, hug me. Shower me with love and Charlies, in hopes that I'll be a happy nice Royale who doesn't care what people think instead of the ass who does care.

    I shall shower you with rainbows and butterflies. And post heart wall art and TSwift lyrics for all. I'll even write a love poem. I'll become a devout Christian. I'll even buy you all new teddy bears and night lights.

    Doesn't that sound wonderful?

    Help me, to help you, pimd community.

    Thank you.
     
  2. It's... Just perfect.
    I hate when your diamond pickaxe breaks.

    Come hug it out (>•_•)>
     
  3. I'm glad someone understands.

    <( •_•<)
     
  4. If its sincere I'll accept it. I'm an asshole too sometimes.
     
  5. Your diamond pick broke? LET'S PLAY TERRARIA GUYS IT'LL BE FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY :D

    ._. Diamond ring to the person who gets this.
     
  6. ROY, this is beautiful

    Come here Massive hugs

    I forgive you for everything
     
  7. There's nothing to forgive, you're awesome just the way you are!
     
  8. I don't think you've ever been mean to me! Only nice still I forgive you
     
  9. Hug 
     
  10. I wantz a hug Teddy
     
  11. I've never noticed you being mean on here. (Then again, I'm newer than others.) But I did read your "Scary Truth" forum and thought we were an awesome person. I saw a picture one time that said "Whenever you feel like crying, pick your head up and show the world how strong you are."
     
  12. But, you are nice

    And you'd better write more stories!
     
  13. Alabama Roll Tide Baby
     
  14. -Hugs Terry- 
     
  15. I got the Terarria reference :)
     
  16. It's all good, Roy. I mean, I didn't like it when you exploded on mah old wall, but it's all good. ^.^
     
  17. "I cannot go to school today"
    Said little Peggy Ann McKay
    "I have the measles and the mumps
    A gash, a rash and purple bumps

    My mouth is wet, my throat is dry
    I'm going blind in my right eye
    My tonsils are as big as rocks
    I've counted sixteenchickenpox

    And there's one more... that's seventeen
    And don't you think my face looks green
    My leg is cut my eyes are blue
    It might be the instamatic flu

    I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke
    I'm sure that my left leg is broke
    My hip hurts when I move my chin
    My belly button's caving in
     
  18. I thought it said shower with me, and I got excited


    But showering you with happiness and unicorns is good too