The most important English word-by osho

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by TheLustyMonk2, May 14, 2016.

  1. When Friedrich Nietzsche declared “God is dead”, “beep” became the most important word in the English language. The problem is if God is dead, then you lose the most important word in your language, and you will need a substitute. And God was one end, one extreme; and when one extreme disappears from your mental vision, the necessary and inevitable is that you will fall to the other extreme; and that is what has happened Milarepa. Instead of God, “beep” has become the most important word in our language. Even if Friedrich Nietzsche comes back, he will be surprised & he will try to resuscitate somehow the dead God back. Because this is stupid. But he will need a whole report on it, a whole new research

    Guys,it is one of the most beautiful words. The English language should be proud of it. I don’t think any other language has such a beautiful word.

    A certain Tom from California has done some great research on it. He says: One of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word ‘beep’.
    It is one magical word: just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

    In language, it falls into many grammatical categories.

    It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John beeped Mary) and intransitive (Mary was beeped by John), and as a noun (Mary is a fine beep).
    It can be used as an adjective (Mary is beeping beautiful).

    As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of ‘beep’.

    Besides the sexual meaning, there are also the following uses:

    Fraud: I got beeped at the used car lot.

    Ignorance: beeped if I know.

    Trouble: I guess I am beeped now!

    Aggression: beep you!

    Displeasure: What the beep is going on here?

    Difficulty: I can’t understand this beeping job.

    Incompetence: He is a beep-off.

    Suspicion: What the beep are you doing?

    Enjoyment: I had a beeping good time.

    Request: Get the beep out of here!

    Hostility: I am going to knock your beeping head off!

    Greeting: How the beep are you?

    Apathy: Who gives a beep?

    Innovation: Get a bigger beeping hammer.

    Surprise: beep! You scared the crap out of me!

    Anxiety: Today is really beeped.


    And it is very healthy too. If every morning you do it as a Transcendental Meditation — just when you get up, the first thing, repeat the mantra “beep you!” five times — it clears the throat.

    You know what word beep is
     
  2. This thread is the beep ever! ?
     
  3. No beepen way! (profound shock)
     
  4. Oh my beeping gosh
     
  5. Clever. I approve for lolz
     
  6. What are we?
    Cars too be beeping?
     
  7. Lol