There was once this guy that liked to pole dance. He was a very bad pole dancer and didn't get any money from the spectators. They laughed at him all the time, so he thought about quitting. Instead, one day he comes in, in his zebra striped speedo and says "I'm sexy and I know it!" And pole dances like never before. Everyone stared in amazement as he did this, (Maybe they were just scared of what was going on) his ass then decides to flop out of his speedo and everyone turns away and laughs. That's when he's had enough and he The End. Moral of the story, he was 300 pounds.
Scared for life Jk jk. Ive read and seen waaaay worse. One time my friend put a mouse in a blender. Now that scared me for life.
I went to his house, he said, "hey come over here!" o went, and he had his sisters hamster in on of those magic bullet things, and it was scratching to get out when he turned it on... And it was a red smoothy...