The Life of the Dorm A young man was asleep in his trousers, snoring as loud as he wants until his alarm rang. It rang so loud, he grabbed a hammer and slammed it on his clock. He woke up and yawned and stretched so much, his back and arms started to crack. He got up scratching his butt and walked to the bathroom. He did his number 1 and then took a shower and got dressed. Just as soon as he stepped out the door a water balloon was thrown at him, but he ducked. "Damnit Jason!" His friend said. "You're supposed to get hit by it!" Jason looked at his friend and said, "Sorry Aaron, but you're not getting me this time." Jason stood 6'2" and he was light skinned with shaved hair and blue eyes. His friend Aaron stood 6'4" with brown slick hair and brown eyes. Jason and Aaron started walking out of the dorms and headed to the club house. The club house was named, "The Humble Patients." Jason and Aaron both went into the club house and saw their leader Jessica. She is 5'4" with long curly blonde hair and blue eyes. Her skin is white, but sometimes she gets a tan... too much tan. "Good morning guys," Jessica said enthusiastically. Jason sighed and went the other direction while Aaron kept staring at her seductively. Jessica give Aaron a weird look and went back to painting her nails. Jason sat down on his couch with nothing to do but stare at a wall. "Man, this is boring. And you would wish you was in a Role Playing Club," Jason said bored out of his mind. Then, Aaron threw a trash can at Jason and was laughing comically. Jason got up and fought Aaron, but he got beaten up pretty badly after that prank. Jessica came storming in the room and screamed, "THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF BOTH OF YOU!!!" Jason and Aaron both looked at her and then Aaron said, "why? We're just trying to have some fun. 1 on 1 action doesn't always hurt." "Yeah but you two have been at it for days," Jessica said sternly. Then she looked at Jason and said, "Jason, the way you are built, you can't even take him on. You'll get beaten down to a pulp if you fought Aaron." Jason couldn't believe she said that, but then again he could care less if he got beaten up pretty badly. He could always call the nurse and present her with a Doctor Note for serious injuries. "Until next time Jason," Aaron said mockingly. "I hope I won't get to crush you like an insect again hahahaha." Aaron walked out the door and always asked himself how did he become best friends with a guy like him. "I think I need a smoke." He walked out of the club house and was walking around campus. He saw security guards who likes to use a device to silence troublemakers or even kick them out of campus. And speak of the devil, a security guard is using their device right now because someone is using vulgar language asking for... oh I think you already know. With one push of a button targeted towards the student, a bot came out and put on a mask and it remained there for 24 hours... well really it depends on the offense and it's her 2nd time so it stayed there for a week. "Jeez Louise why am I here again?" Jason asked himself. As he continued walking, he looked in club houses and saw new clubs being formed and some doing parties. Some were doing Fake Art 101, other were doing Prank Primer, and the most he saw was clubs doing Cat Cafe and he saw people deliver the Hypnocat. The one thing he regrets seeing is the Crrature Role Playing Clubs. He saw people acting like all types of animals and he felt scared out of his mind. Then someone tapped him on his shoulder. He turned around and saw the principal smiling at him. "Are you ok Jason?" The principal asked. "Uhhh... yeah I'm fine," Jason responded with hesitation. "I have received your message about bringing wars back. Unfortunately, I still have no word, whatsoever, on when the wars will be back." Jason looked at him, then remembered he wrote a message to the principal about bringing back wars and beta wars. "Until this time, please keep partying and keep on rocking in your dorm!" The principal walked away before Jason could even get in a word. Then he walked back to his club house grouching at the fact he couldn't get his 2 sense in. As soon as he got back to the club, 10 clubmates were there. "Hey Jason!" one of em said. "Hey Allora," he responded. "Jason, we're doing a Cat Cafe, want to join us?" Jessica asked. "Of course. I'm always up for Cat Cafe." Cat Cafe just got started when Jason arrived and Allora delivered the cat. They soon sat down and began to eat while listening to Otaku music. "Remember everyone, eat twice, wait 5 minutes, eat once, wait 5 minutes again and so on and so forth," Jessica said graciously. Everyone knew how it should be done. Jason was getting $106 million everytime he eats while Jessica was getting $256 million. Jason looked around and didn't see Aaron anywhere in sight. "Uhhh... where's Aaron?" Jason asked. Jessica started looking mean and said, "he left the club just to go join some farming club! I can't believe he would do something like that! Like who ends up leaving a back to back party club for some stinking farming club? They farm for no reason at all whatsoever and if they have a reason, it's probably the most stupidest reason I have ever heard of." Jason remained quiet during Jessica's rant. "I agree with you Jessica," Allora said firmly. "Fighting other people is wrong plus, the people worked hard to earn their money. I definitely agree with the fact that they think it's funny when really it's bullying. Especially those that like to farm people and get em kicked out of clubs and force em to leave campus. Like why would you even do such a thing?" The other clubmates agreed with their rant while Jason remained silent. Then Jessica looked at Jason and asked, "What do you think Jason?" Jason couldn't say anything at all whatsoever. He loved getting into fights with people and he loved the fact when it comes to them crying about, it gave him more of a reason to fight them. He didn't want to say anything cause he know if he put his opinion in, he'll get yelled at. "Don't you dare call yourself a farmer! If you do I'll prove you so wrong right here right now! I'll start off by telling you how badly you were beaten up by Aaron!" Jason looked at Jessica with his eyes widened then looked back at his food and kept silent. She was right though, he couldn't get a single hit on Aaron at all whatsoever plus, he's been partying for nearly 6onths now and he hasn't done any type.of fighting against other people. Jessica smirked cause she knee she was right. "Exactly Jason! So you might as well agree with us!" Jessica started smiling at the fact she won the battle between her and him, although he never said anything. "I say we all send a message to the principal and try to get them to ban Battles," Allora said. "Nobody does it anymore anyway so I think the principal should let this happen." Then Jason said,"It's not up to the principal. It's up to the people higher than the principal. The Super Intendant and the others with them which we all know as A Thinking Ape makes that decision, not us." Then Jessica looked at him angrily and said,"Well if they want to battle other people so much, why don't they just go to Kingdoms at War? There's always battles happening there." Jason looked at her with the dumbest look of all ages and thought to himself,"This girl has no damn idea at all whatsoever." They continued to do their Cat Cafe and got their facepalms and peace sign in until the party ended. Jason got a good 2 billion payout, while Jessica got a 7 billion payout. Jason decided to go back to his dorm and go to sleep, but he knew he couldn't. It was only 12 pm. "This is gonna be a loooooooong day in this age," Jason said to himself. And you know what, he has no damn idea whatsoever himself. To be continued...
Jason wakes up does parties, hears his clubmates complain about battles, then he tries to go to sleep but cant. To be continued...
Try utilizing bb codes and breaking up your text. And adding pics. It draws people into your content more.
As much as I would like to do that, I'm not an expert artist like yourself. BB codings I could do, but then I'd have to think of which colors to use so people could read em lol
By pictures I meant photo images. I'm no expert artist. It was just a suggestion anyway if you want people to read your stuff more.