I'm your dream, make you real I'm your eyes, when you must steal I'm your pain when you can't feel Sad but true... <><><><><><><><><><><><> We now join Freezing friends....Er... Freezin' Friends..... FREEZE AND FRIENDS! .-. there Freeze: I say, the weather is so humid today if not gloomy. Yes, yes. Indeed. Anywho, back to my story; When I was in the mountains, it was the most amazing place ever! Yes, the Sahara Desert is the most magnificent place ever. Anyways, once you do go there, be sure to watch out for the burrowing cat under the sea. When it has the chance, it'll pop up outta the sky and get eaten be a this big . Anywho, I gotta go scratch my itchy asshole and craving a cigerette. Anyone have a cigerette for moi? *Elysie hands him a cigerette and a lighter* *Freeze goes outside* *Blockey jumps out window* *Ariana makes a hole in the wall and exits* *Matt exits said wall then repairs it* *Four said characters then gets on motorbikes and revs loudly* They ride until they hit the coast and start boarding this vessel: They then start sailing to terrorize and traumatize innocent kitties: Then after 18 hours of sailing... Ariana: Fuck this shit *jumps onto a rowboat into the ocean and rows away* *Random typhoon/hurricane/whirlpool thing passing by sweeps up Ariana and destroys her boat and sending her flying a million miles away* Matt: Freeze: Well that was unexpected Blockey: Freeze: Forward! Forward, my pirates, forward! *Meanwhile, back at the cafe/bar* Elysie: So when do you think they'll be back? Mya-: What if they got kidnapped??? Random person: Emmzo: Zack: Hermes: We shall rescue them! C'mo guys! Lets go!! *Five said ppl then set out for rescue mission* caspertheghost: Silly foreigners (/)_.) BadEpi: YOU'RE A SILLY FOREIGNER! casper: (/)_.) BsLovesSw-4E: (/)_.) *Casper then beats BadEpi and BsLoves then leaves* BadEpi: Oh, this is war! C'mon BsLoves! BsLoves: Wait. I don't want war *BadEpi then takes BsLoves by the collar and drags him* BsLoves: NUUUUUUU!!!!! *Back to Freeze* Freeze: Hmmm.... Do you think they noticed is missing yet? Blockey: Those idiots? Nahhhh. They wouldn't even not their shirts were missing if we took them off their backs Matt: Who's hungry? Freeze and Blockey: Matt: If you're hungry, start fishing, we have no food whatsoever. Freeze and Blockey: *Meanwhile, back with Ariana flying...* Ariana: WAHHHHHH!!! *Sploosh* Ariana: Guh! *The world Ariana gets dark quickly and a wild dragon appears* Dragon: I will grant you 1 wish for anything or 3 wishes. *Ariana thinks* Ariana: 3 WISHES!! Dragon: You shall have 3 wishes WITH rules Ariana: Fuck Dragon: *whispers* Choose wisely Ariana: I want a pony! *Dragon grants wish* Ariana: UNICORN: What the fuck?? Ariana: it speaks UNICORN: Well, of coarse, duh. I'm a unicorn for godsakes Ariana: So badass *Gets on UNICORN* UNICORN: What the fuck? Ariana: To the mountains!! UNICORN: Ugh. Fine >.< *UNICORN and Ariana start riding off when suddenly* Dragon: You're wish is granted *Ariana and UNICORN then teleport to the mountains* UNICORN: huh? What the poo just happened?? Ariana: I just used my second wish ,_, Dragon: What is your third and final wish? Ariana: I WANT MONEY!!! UNICORN: (/).<) *Dragon grants wish* *Money starts falling from the sky* Ariana: Yay! UNICORN: (/).<) *Dragon disappears* *All of a sudden a guy comes running out of nowhere* Mysterious guy: IT'S RAINING MONEY!! I'M RICH! I'M RICH! Ariana: Woah there buddy, who're you? :| Mysterious guy: Moi?? You know nothing of me? I'm none other than Gonzo! The father of the Pirate king, Freeze! Ariana: THE legendary Gonzo?! The wisest of us all?! Why on earth are you in the mountains?! Gonzo: I'm here training Nephirus :3 Nephirus: Gonzo: Anyways, what are YOU doing here? :| Ariana: Nothing ._. Nothing at all UNICORN: -_- We're off Ariana: Fine ._. I shall leave with my infinite money tht endlessly fill my many pockets of awesomeness ._. *UNICORN and Ariana leave mountain* *Back on the seas with Freeze* Freeze: Is this enough fish? Matt: Yes, that is enough for to last us for three journey's Blockey: LAND-HO!!! Freeze: What?? Already?? Prepare to land, I guess ,_, Matt and Blockey: Aye-aye captain. *Half an hour later, Freeze's pirates land in Utopia, the land of dreams* *A lone man stands at the shore and appears to be waiting for them* Freeze: Who're you? :| Bretton: I am the one known as Bretton I run this entire country with an iron grip. Freeze: Good to meet you, now outta my way! Bretton: No can do. Freeze: Why not? Bretton: 'Cause your pirates. Thats why. Blockey: I quit! Bretton: Too late Guards! Arrest these sea-dogs and lock them up at once! *Flare-Goddess and Deadlovingthornedrose then grab Freeze and the pirates and drag them to the prison* *Hours pass* Cowgirl: Psst! Hey you! The one with the silly hat! Freeze: My hat is not silly! Cowgirl: Whatever. What are you here for? Freeze: My crew and I are here for being pirates Cowgirl: That blows. I'm here for disobeying the King. Freeze: What? Why? Cowgirl: I simply forgot to gather some honey flowers for the Queen after the King specifically told me to pick some and I ended up forgetting. Freeze: That's terrible and all but who's that beside you? Deviants: I'm Deviant but you can call me Dev. We're planning to break out. Freeze: Is this true? Cowgirl: More truer than that silly hat your wearing Freeze: It's not silly -.- So anything we can do? Dev: Nope. We just move these bricks to allow you guys to join our cell and then we move the bricks from this wall an escape through this tunnel. Freeze, Blockey and Matt: Alright! Freedom already! *Prisoners escape and arrive outside* Flare-Goddess: Hey!! Blockey: Damn it! We been found out! Flare-Goddess: What are you doing?! You're gonna get caught again! Prisoners: ??? Flare-Goddess: Follow me. I'll take you to my house. *Everyone arrives at Flare-Goddess' house* Freeze: Why are you helping us if you're a guard for the King? Flare: I hate the King. He's more of a dictator than a King! Blockey: I see. So why did you bring us here? Flare: I'm recruiting for war. Dev: War? Flare: Yes, war. We're rebelling against the 'King' Matt: Who's we? Flare: Come with me. *Flare leads everyone to the forest to a hidden camp* _Midnight-Star_: Are these new recruits? Flare: Yes. They just broke out of jail. Star: So badass I'm Star by the way. Freeze: Good to meet you. When's this rebellion happening? Star: Tomorrow night. Matt: That's a bit close, don'tcha think? Flare: You haven't been here long enough. Matt: Fair enough Star: Silly foreigners Freeze: IT'S NOT SILLY!! Cowgirl: Whatever. Dev: I'm tired. Where do we sleep? Flare: Anywhere in the camp. *Everyone then finds a place to sleep and time passes to tomorrow night* Vampgirl: Tonight's the night MrsHappyGilmore: Yup. This is going to be historic Flare: Is everyone ready? I_am_epic_aka_emmzos_alt: We're almost ready. Sas3: We're waiting on the Pirates Cowgirl: What for? Sas3: They're making supper. They say they never go to battle before eating. Alt: Well it smells delicious Flare: It DOES smell awfully good here... Cowgirl: Well, what say you to joining them? Everyone: Aye!! *Everyone eats Matt's delicious food that he made single-handedly* Flare: Okay, NOW we advance. Freeze: Okay pirates, ONWARD TO VICTORY!! Matt and Blockey: ARRRRR!!! Flare and Everyone: YAHHHHH!!! *Everyone then storms the City* *Epic battle commences;Many lives taken on both sides* (Recommended song: Tear's don't fall - Bullet for my Valentine; Acoustic or original) Flare: We now gather here today fir the execution of the King! *Everyone cheers* Bretton: You'll never kill me! *Note that Bretton is bent over with his neck ready for the guillotine Dev: Off with his head!! Freeze: Die you oppressor *Freeze then lets the blade fall* *Then as the blade touches Bretton's neck, smoke then bursts and when it clears, Bretton is nowhere to be seen except for the crown. Flare: He's gone. He's finally gone. *Everyone cheers* Dev: We couldn't have done it without the help of these pirates. Sas3: I say we crown them King! *Everyone agrees* Freeze: I hereby take this crown on rule the land of Utopia!!! *Everyone cheers* <><><><><><><><><><><><><><> The. Fucking. End. It was long. I know ._. It's funny that I slacked off and could have finished this sooner lol. So here's a pic for you all "HADOUKEEEEENNN!!!" I think I'll make a guide for something ;3 ༒The Skeleton Prince༒
When I go outside, sometime it is so bright I have to squint my eyes. Then I end up looking like an idiot. But I'm usually used to the sunlight, so this only happens in the morning.
You should make me a smexi superhero wearing only an apron! Using pots, pans and spatulas as my main weapon! My foods will hypnotize people and make them drool over me!
>.> Yeah... My awsome line of awsomeness... He has songs, I have pictures. And he also has memes... I'll try to throw a meme in there... Maybe.