These are a list of things I see on Facebook all the time that just irritate me. These aren't in a specific order; if I come up with some more, I'll post it! Add on, it'll be funny. 1) NOT A PLACE FOR A DRAMA UPRISING. Explanation: "Omgggg. So like Grace (random name ) is such a b****. I hate her!!!!" No. First off, it's an opportunity of drama and second, okay, does the argument really need to be on people's newsfeed? If you have a problem with them, CONFRONT THEM. Wow. Isn't that hard. 2) NOT YOUR DIARY. Explanation: "This sl** came up to me today and asked me why my boobs weren't big." Hello. Why is this here? Also, it show insecurities. Ummmm, hello?! Are you trying to make people feel bad for you? 3) NOT A PLACE TO POST INAPPROPRIATE PICTURES. Explanation: Why do girls purposely crop the picture so they can see their cleavage or when they squeeze their chest extra tight during their pictures? A profile picture is for identification, not your 36DD bra cup. 4) TEXT LANGUAGE. Explanation: Okay, things like "lol", "lmao", "btw", "fml", etc, whatever. However, when people take it to extreme, it becomes quite irritating. "Omgggggggggg qurllll so lykkkk I went 2 daaaa mall." This obviously looks so cool doesn't it? Yes, I'd you're trying to show your inability to spell. 5) COUPLES THAT ADVERTISE THEIR RELATIONSHIP. Explanation: You have a boyfriend/girlfriend?! GREAT! GOOD FOR YOU. Don't advertise it. Making it FBO (Facebook Official) is normal. That's practically the only thing. We don't need to see pictures of people kissing. Seriously. The one thing about couples that bothers me the most is their constant wall posts on the newsfeed. "I love you", "I love you more", "No! I do!", "You're adorable!", "No! you are!" Shut. Up! 6) SPAMMERS. Explanation: By spammers, I mean people who constantly make statuses and fill up your news feed. "I went to the bathroom," and "I had chicken for lunch" are pointless statuses. 7) SINGLE PEOPLE. Explanation: Okay look. You're single. You don't need to make statuses on how lonely you are. Do you think someone will feel bad for you? "I walk by you every day and you still don't notice me " and "I am forever alone". Finding a boyfriend/girlfriend is not meant to be a constant hunt; it's spontaneous and it happens when you least expect it. 8) THE GIRLS' MOST USED WORD. Explanation: This drives me INSANE. So for instance, your friend takes this insanely gorgeous picture and posts it as her profile picture. Of course you comment and say, "You look so pretty!" There's always the usual crowd that says "thank you" or "that's you, beautiful " but occasionally there's the attention seeker. You: You look stunning! Her: No I'm not. I'm so ugly! People like that hear how pretty they are everyday, and they don't believe it? I think they do; they just like attention. 9) PHOTO SPAMS. Explanation: This one isn't that bad, but it gets me wondering. So there was a Sweet 16 last night and everyone from school went, except you. On Facebook, from each person invited has like 700 photos. Okay. Sweet 16's are usually 4-5 hours. How do you take that many pictures? IT'S A PARTY! You go to a party to have FUN and PARTY! Not to take Facebook pictures. 10) LIKE THIS PICTURE IF... Explanation: I hate those pictures with, "Like if you think this is cute," or "Like if you would wear this." I mean, overall it's not bad, but I hate it when it's all I see on my newsfeed. That's all I can think of for now . I don't mean to offend anyone if they do this. It's sort of ranting and frustration. I hope you all found something on this list relatable and post more answers! I'd love to read them
Oh my God, thank you so fucking much. I'm tired of having girls pretend they have boyfriends and then post on some guy's wall 'Mmmm k toodles honey hehe muah ILY BABY<3333' and then have it show up on my newsfeed or some shit and I have to resist the urge to slam my face into the wall. ,_,
Fixing spelling mistakes. The thing that came up in stars was the word "like" but I took the e off and replaced the I with a Y. Also, it's "If"** not I'd
I hate how girls will say that they're ugly I'm just like stfu no one cares stop trying to get attention to be called pretty
And I hate how girls will randomly send people messages flirting on guys this happened to me and several friends and it was the same girl and one of my friends lives in Mexico he's never ever met the girl and she messaged him I was just like wtf
Oh wait PFFFF CUT OFF nevermind. All you should know is that it included major mocking of those facebook girls we all hate and just generally a terrible stereotype which I have no shame or regret in agreeing with. >
Shit cut off. > Screw ampersands! But yes, it's exhausting! I'm tired of having people post their kissy kissy muah muahs or their 'rate me or i will chop your dick off' or 'LIKE THIS AND I'LL GIVE YOU DA D' kind of things. AND PICTURES. OF HEARTS. SHIT ROMANCE QUOTES. GAHHHHHH.
The one I hate the most is, "MY BOYFRIEND JUST DUMPED ME . Can another guy come make me feel better?"
Dear God, and imagine those kind of replies. "dnt worry babe ill giv u a good tym " If a good time means hanging around in a white van giving out drugged candy to kids, FUCK NO.
And the music lyrics . "I knew you were trouble when you walked in" is the most recent one I've seen
And the stupid like if you love God if u ignore you'll burn in hell I'm just like really liking a Facebook post is going to show that I love God
I can't stop agreeing with you. I keep getting katy perry lyrics and I'm constantly going NO MORE CHEAP CRAPPY ROMANCE LYRICS THAT DON'T MEAN CRAP TO EITHER OF USSSSSS
Ummmm the stars are a filter. Once you tell us what the stars were, it means you're going to get silenced. 'Like' if you wish cancer didn't exist' 'Like' if you wish child abuse didn't exist. Cos what the hell is liking the picture of a kid with cancer/abused kid etc gonna do about something???????