THE EPIC ALEX TALKSHOW!

Yeppers, this is a gameshow hosted by yours truly, me! If you're in my club, you know the snowman-ness I bring with me everywhere! If you're not, join our club!

Okay yep that's my weird introduction. Now here is the talkshow.
*straightens bowtie*
You! There! In the back row with the angry birds hat! What is your question?
Angry Birds Guy: Do you own angry birds?
Our showhost: Of course! I even beat the whole game =D!
Angry Birds Guy: Oh cool! I just buy the merchandise and apps because I'm a hipster! I don't even play it!
Our showhost: Okay, now you get shazam'd!
[Audience Cheers]
Angry Bird Guy: Nooooooo
Our showhost: *goes to desk and hits SHAZAM button*
[Angry Bird Guy spontaneously combusts]
Our showhost: And that's all the time we have for today! Remember, I am a non-attorney showhost(got that off of a medicine commercial. Lawl.) and I will take other questions for our next episode! Comment BELOOOW(Shut up trolls, I already paid RWJ to use that legally.) And I will see you when the next episode is out. Bye!

 
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