The energy drink that doesn't kill u

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -SBO-PedoMonster, Aug 20, 2011.

  1. I know this is pretty old but I have actually tested it today and it works!

    NEURO DRINK
    The energy drink that doesn't kill.....

    This amazing drink comes in 8 different types!
    "•NeuroGasm(won't really explain it, think you know why)
    •NeuroSonic-A delicious drink designed to increase high level mental functioning: better memory, alertness and concentration.
    •NeuroSleep-A delicious drink formulated with ingredients to help promote restful sleep.
    •NeuroSun-A delicious drink designed to provide all the benefits of Vitamin D without the harmful UV rays of the sun.
    •NeuroAqua
    •NeuroBliss-A delicious drink designed to promote happiness and eliminate stress without affecting your energy levels.
    •NeuroSport-A delicious drink designed to replenish the body during and after exercise with the unparalleled combination of 12 minerals and 5 electrolytes.
    •NeuroTrim-A refreshing, non-carbonated drink formulated to help promote healthy weight loss."

    Find these at your local 7/11 or liquor store today!
    These drinks have been tested by many different people, articles are located on the web. Created in 2009. For more information please search it.

    Information provided in the quotes are from the bottles itself(I dunno how to give credit)

    When I started drinking this, my mom thought I was on -----, but I didn't need ----- when I got neuro!

    So before you start taking those energy drinks pick up a neuro, you won't regret it 
     
  2. Ummm sure
     
  3. Q.

    That is all.

    Carry on.

    5 whole Electrolytes? Types or just 5 electrolytes?

    You must specify my good man.

    Lies!

    ~M
     
  4. It's 2am and just woke up, expect me to find info and specify everything? 0.o
     
  5. Yup.



    Don't feed the young masses lies.


    It's not very nice of you to give them wrong info.


    ~M
     
  6. ._. Fine don't believe the power of neuro. But one day. One day. These drinks will be sacred and the world will be facing a terrible catastrophe. And I will save the world! MWHAHA. ._.
     
  7. Muahahahahshahahahshahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    That's a real evil laugh bro.

    My piss would save the world rather than those "energy drinks".

    All natural ;)

    ~M
     
  8. I LOVE the neuro brand. It tastes so yoummy too. Plus fun bottles!

    I've tried sleep, sport, slenderize?, and I think one more beyond that. Awesome.
     
  9. We will see....

    Go back to your stupid monster/rockstar/5hour energy/red bull which will damage your system. I'll be drinking a healthy brain drink
     
  10. Nooooo.

    Don't do it Michelle. Those things will mess you up soon. He's working with the government man 0.o

    Still,missing you in CC

    Lol, I don't drink energy drinks Btw ^_^

    ~M
     
  11. I work for the government too. OhHhHHooo (wha?)

    Idk. Lol
     
  12. Gatorade counts 0.0
     
  13. It does.

    Those electrolites(sp?). Yeah.
     
  14. In Macau, China, we have a energy drink called Pocari. Or something like that i can't spell it...  lol. It's pretty nice. Then we have Vitamin water... (YUCK.)
     
  15. And pshaww... Dr. Pepper rules Red Bull. 
     
  16. I LOVE Dr. pepper...
     
  17. I drink Monster all the time


    Im not dead




     
  18. Breathing air kills you nowadays. So eat and drink anything you want.
    Now leave me alone while I have a rum and jolt cola, then smoke a whole pack of cig and suntan in the  with no sunscreen