The Delicious Snack

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by SVG-TheFaLLenFenrir-, Jun 15, 2013.

  1. I don't normally make threads like this, but, I wanna win that who can kiss the- I mean honor student award! :D

    It starts out, as a normal bland piece of bread, but by heat, pixie dust, and butter, this delicious snack becomes great as a breakfast side and or main dish. Yes, the delicious snack, is toast. It is eaten by millions world wide. Toast is a serious snack that needs to be taken seriously. So, if you wanna troll, make sure to take the toast's feelings into consideration, because everything has feelings. Especially toast.

    Toast 2013

    Here are some examples of the side effects of toast, and what it can do to you, and others.

    June.14.2013. 23:55 (11:55pm)

    Dear diary,

    Yes, I am addicted to the substance. The substance that millions world wide shove down their face holes and let it rot in their stomach. The substance, is toast. I get made fun of and even beat up... By 1st graders... They always argue how waffles are superior to toast, but I will take a stand! I will let them call me foolish names, such as toast head, or toasty. They can terrorize me, but when it comes to my almighty toast, that crosses the line!

    June.14.2013 24:00 (12am)

    I have noticed that whenever I take a break from work, everyone looks at me awkwardly when I grab the buttery toast out of my pocket, and take a bite. I even saw them go as far to have the facillity a no-toast-zone! :eek:

    Will this rediculous story continue? Will it be locked within 24 hours? Will people complain how there are a lack of bb codes? Will you even make it this far without your battery dying? Find out! Next time :cool:
     
  2. ,_, nobody knows my name
     
  3.  I do know. I eat toast ;-; it's delicious
     
  4. Besides  Rome wasn't built in a day.

    But you're not a major Italian city >.> hmm, wrong quote...

    Ah, I got it  The expert in anything was once a beginner.

    No, I don't think so... Can't really be an expert at forums...

    Ah  You miss 100% of the shots you take. That works. This is a shot at being known, and not taking it wouldn't made you not even known by me
     
  5. Sorry man ,_, no good quotes for you. None that I know
     
  6. I actually am known, I just changed names.
     
  7. And the majority of my friends sleep.
     
  8.  I sleep too. It's a natural body function to recover. I'm not surprised your friends do

    And you've got a nice name  better than mine
     
  9. I found a half of a friend. If he was a whole friend, he would like whole wheat bread.
     
  10. It took a while to come up with. :3
     
  11.  I like all bread.

    Most, anyway. Those weird ones with all the seeds and stuff are ones I don't .-.

    But yeah 
    French Bread
    White Bread
    Brown Bread
    Whole Wheat Bread
    Italian Bread

    It's all good ?
    And making me hungry ,_,
     
  12. Ethan your comedy man !!
     
  13. Greetings Ethan :3
    I like toast. ,_,