*NOTE: Not for the light minded* This thread is specifically dedicated to You-Know-Who (not Voldemort, Amazing-Potato) based on the dangerous and negative side of showering. Apparently, these days it's not normal to say "Stay Safe" before someone goes to a shower. Well, Potato, I hope you listen out to my warnings next time. Because of this it's came to my notice that I'm having to create a guide-like thread on the topic of the dangers of Showering, which can lead indirectly to death, or, even in some cases, directly. The following is a summed up list of some threats to showering: Slipping The most common one..come on, seriously? In simple Mathematics: Water Ground = Slippy. If I can do such math with a banging headache, so can you. Threats it holds: Cracking your head open, damaging any one bone in the body, damaging more than one bone in the body, direct death or a hit on the funny bone and a little chuckle. Physically freezing Self-explanatory really. No hot water, no nice warm shower. Threats it holds: The lose of the calm, relaxing thermal energy you once had..your bad. Chocking on Water Ever get the urge to "look up" when in the shower? No? Well, if you do, which probably effects 5% of you all, there's always that chance those raindrops can tickle your throat in a chilling way. Threats it holds: Inability to breathe, choking or a not-so nice natural drink. Faulty Controls Some days I myself wake up and think, "**** it." Yeah, so does the shower. So when you get in thinking everything's perfect and the the commonly-misunderstated machine starts have a spaz, there's only one person to blame: you. Threats it holds: Giving and taking of heat energy which can fault your heartbeat, unstoppable waterfall which will eventually flood your pipes and drown you, and a continuous amount of other threats. So above is just a handful of threats, and when you suffer from a faulty shower, cold water or a slippery surface, you can come back to this thread and say, "That happened to me.." DISCLAIMER: The majority, or, all the above listed notes won't actually happen, but thanks for reading. Haters can hate, trollers can troll, but when you're a victim, it'll be the shower trolling and hating on you.
you forgot something Penny wise The Dancing Clown coming out of your shower drain Good golly gosh that things creepy
You forgot to mention hair rats. Please highlight the cost/benefits when compared with finding a great big spider in the bath.
I sorry Nugget_Train Ps I watched that movie before I went to a carnival when I was 8bad decision
Finding a Spider Having a fear of spiders haunts you if you find an eight legged creature crawling along the surface of your shower. Even if you don't have a fear it comes as a distraction, right? Threats it holds: Distraction of the overflow of water which may over clean you causing you to shrivel up, if holding a spider fear then slipping may be a problem.
So in conclusion baths are safer? Although I had a cat land in the bath with me once. They have sharp claws when you're nekkid