The Corrupt Wishing Game

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Ghastly, Mar 4, 2019.

  1. Here’s a fun little forum game that i like to participate on another forum that i use frequently.

    it’s simple one person makes a wish and the next person grants it BUT there has to be a downfall to it.

    Example: “i wish i was rich” and the next person to comment responds “granted, but you won’t be able to use any money for personal gain or pleasure” and then they make a wish of their own and repeat.

    Get it? Okay i’ll start: i wish i could fall asleep whenever i wanted to
     
  2. i wish nobody's wishes get granted.
     
  3. Granted, but that also includes whatever you wish for

    i wish to eat pineapple and watermelon
     
  4. granted, but you're deathly allergic and there's no epipen.

    i wish nobody's wishes get granted, except for mine.
     
  5. granted, but now everyone hates you because you’re ruining their fun

    i wish to be good at baking.
     
  6. granted, but now the game is over.

    thank you everybody, and goodnight.
     
  7. Anyway continuing on

    i still wish to be good at baking.
     
  8. Granted but you'll burn yourself every time you use an oven.

    I wish the weather wasn't chapping up my lips
     
  9. Granted, but you can’t ever kiss anyone or anything...

    I wish I can fly...
     
  10. Granted, but now you’re also deathly afraid of heights.

    I wish i could exercise effortlessly
     
  11. granted, but you'll never lose any weight.

    i wish i didn't have allergies.
     
  12. Granted but now you're too afraid to leave your house

    I wish i was taller
     
  13. Granted but now you’re abnormally tall.

    I wish i was able to read other people’s minds.
     
  14. granted, but now everyone can read your thoughts, and can tell when you're reading theirs.

    i wish a had more money.
     
  15. Granted, but you have to give 75% of it to me.

    I wish I could sleep in tomorrow
     
  16. granted, but you'll never see another animal again -_-

    i wish i was a better artist.
     
  17. Granted but now you have to cut an ear off.

    I wish i had a pair of heart shaped glasses
     
  18. pAhAhAhahaha — i laughed harder at that than i should have.

    granted, but you'll go blind whenever you put them on.

    i wish i could work at gordon ramsay's restaurant. the one in london.
     
  19. Granted but the heart-shape is your own heart.

    I wish I had more money in my bank account than I can spend.
     
  20. Granted, but now anyone else can spend it, too.

    I wish I could choose what I got out of a hunt box when opening it.