the war against ketchup was terrible as I AM THE LAST HOT SAUCE ALIVE. My face hot as my sauce I challenged the almighty leader of the ketchup army. He was a beefy guy. He was a tomato until he was squished and pushed around to this state. I stared at the 55 pound of muscle in front of me also known as the LEGENDARY HEINZ
He was big he was magnificent but in order to beat him I would need a bunch of recruits who would hate him.