The Adventures of Taco

Discussion in 'Wars' started by PureTaco, Mar 4, 2016.

  1. Once upon a time there was a Taco. Not an ordinary Taco. A hot Taco. This taco was brave, aggressive, and best of all - Crunchy



    One day he went to a party with his clubmates the theme of this party was "Cat Cafe." Taco loved to facepalm the cat.



    As he was partying hard with his friends, a fellow partier approached him. Taco's initial response was "Yes I'm in a relationship." The partier gave a strange look taco was used to and then said "I've been scammed." Now Taco did not know this person too well, but he did know this person loved to party, and in the long run that's why we were all there. The Royal aquantance began to explain how she was on her way from her campus to the party to meet a strange fellow




    . who had made a deal, to trade her old club that "Had a Pizza Bikini unlocked." For a meteor. The deceitful noob took the club and never went through with his end of the deal. Taco was bedazzled by the significant trade and so decided to track down this dishonest trader. Taco confronted the noob personally.





    So it was then the Noble Taco had to humiliate his enemy. He eavesdropped on him later that day catching him in the act of "Morgan Freeman Rp." With his partner "Eternal Noob" The eternal noob attempted to prank him but failed, so taco didn't waste his time with such poor effort.

    Taco then pranked Montez, and failed. Taco got laser surgery and became Mc Hammer and fought the hardheaded noob.










    He then won a dance off with him.

    It was that moment Montez gave back the club to the Royal stranger. But Taco wasn't done. Taco knew that this liar wouldn't withdraw from his evil ways unless he learned a lesson, so he widened his cf terms-




    All Taco now expected was an apology for being a non-trusted trader, and the rude attitude when in pm with him.


    And so on Taco continued to pummel him until....






    Eternal noob joined the fight. "This is a farm fiesta." thought Taco

    This was now a 2 vs. 1 and Taco still wasn't pinned.



    If Taco had learned anything from the all famous forum "A Tale of 3 Wee willies." He knew that when punks like himself play dirty, taco would then have to become a spicy taco.

    So Taco's army was awakened, and the noobs had no idea what was in store for them. To be continued ?




    This forum is a victory thread.
     
  2. Re-uploaded but censored, my apologies for last upload, wasn't aware of certain Tou rules
     
  3. Post one more time please
     
  4. Tbh this just sounds like a story of you continually harassing someone for something that could have been avoided. :?

    But you do you.
     
  5. Oh me Oh my
     
  6. I hope that little lady goes by
     
  7. Oh this iz y I got a gift ??
     
  8.  its 1v1 if I only hit from one acc. U were never the reason you got your club back I just didnt wanna get kicked from the one I was in.I see you blocked 3 of my accs and deleted wat I posted on your wall? you trying to farm me is hilarious to when you gonna unblock me tho
     
  9. I have screenshots that clearly show you aren't the only account nublet, get out of pin already so I can pay you a visit bb?
     
  10. DRAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAA!!!
     
  11. Where ya ss with me hititng u from this acc then why you leave it out?
     
  12. I want to go on an adventure with TACO !!
     
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  14. #Taco4Prez2016
     

  15. Here are the highlights nublet?



    Your lies amuse me. ??
     
  16. Thank ya beautiful?
     
  17. Least u defended against a fight !!
     
  18. This is great ?