Okay, I recently(Like 5 minutes ago) started posting random things about my pimd life and putting "That's my pimd story." Or something along those lines... Example: I lurk in CC and forums because I don't know how to farm or war, that's my pimd story. Example two: I only do rose spams because I have nothing good/ inexpensive unlocked, that's my pimd story and I'm sticking with it. Yes, these are real parts of my pimd life bwahahaha and yes, that's my evil laugh. Okay, post things about your pimd story/life or whatever and add "That's my pimd story." or something close to the end. I don't care If this is dumb you will do it and you will like it.
Once upon a time, in a time period not too far from present...a few months back to be as close to accurate as i can thing of now, i was quietly sitting on my bed listening to a bit of One Direction's new hit single when a brick hit me in the face, luckily it was a metephorical brick so it didnt do any damage but i decided to take a walk to think about my life, what did i really have other than one of those 4 piece toasters. On my walk i decided to take an alternate route to my usual one. It led me across a bridge, but no, this wasnt any old bridge, this was a magical bridge, made out of marshmallows and fairy cakes. I skipped across the bridge like a cat in heat, i had one aim, to reach the other side. With one final skip of faith, that was it. Touch down. I felt like saying a memorable quote but soon realised i had left my trusty monkey back pack at home so would be speaking to myself. In the distance i could see a figure, i decided to walk towards it because i thought yolo and ive played several online games enough times to know that if anything bad happens, you just respawn or regenerate. The figure i had seen was a friendly swamp monster, now ive never met a swamp moster before but i stroked my arm and we immediately had an ever-lasting bond. Two months have passed now, Bob the swamp monster and i have decided its time for me to go home because my family and friends might think somethings happened to me. Bob gave me a huge hug and started to cry, while he pulled something out of his pouch which he had nutured me in for a few days when i had the flu, it looked like a retangle gremlin at first but soon after i realised it was Bob's Furry Cheese Grater, the one he had proposed to his wife with, i was overwhelmed, i could not take such a thing. Then Bob got shot, mistaken for BigFoot. I swore to him id always remember him and call myself FurryCheeseGrater on the next game i downloaded. That game was pimd and that is my story.