that moment when...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Parad0xical, Feb 28, 2019.

  1. You go take a  and and you wipe and there’s no  on your paper because it all came out in one clean uniformed push

    ??????????????
     
  2. Hate when that happens.
     
  3. I legit pray for moments like this tbh I hate when it’s all mushy and hard to wipe and I need more fiber in my diet to make my poop hard ):
     
  4. A perfect poop makes a perfect day. 2nd this.
     
  5. Seriously ..... ew
     
  6. this is how ik some if u don’t know how to preform basic hygiene.
     
  7. Did you make a whole account just to say this?
     
  8. Yes ?
     
  9. somewhere, a proctologist got off to this post
     
  10. I mean if something like this can make your day good then heck I’m not gonna judge 
     
  11. I like when it’s water and you can feel it splash back up, so you picture what your butt looks like rn and you think of a pancake with chocolate chips. You are in mischief as you don’t know how to clean it up! So you start the shower and try to touch your toes for thirty seconds as the waterfall cleans up your butt mess.
     
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  12. Omygod
     
  13. :lol:
    :D I lol'd
     
  14. LMAOOOOOOO CAN YOU NOT
     
  15. Best of