You go take a and and you wipe and there’s no on your paper because it all came out in one clean uniformed push ??????????????
I legit pray for moments like this tbh I hate when it’s all mushy and hard to wipe and I need more fiber in my diet to make my poop hard ):
I like when it’s water and you can feel it splash back up, so you picture what your butt looks like rn and you think of a pancake with chocolate chips. You are in mischief as you don’t know how to clean it up! So you start the shower and try to touch your toes for thirty seconds as the waterfall cleans up your butt mess.