Hypnocat, a cute specie created by a reseach facility named A Thinking Ape. The hypnocat is now being used for humans. They sell the cat for a large amount of cash. Also, hypnocats are very good to eat alive. They've also been used as massive destructive weapons: Many riots happened because of extremist wanting hypnocats to disapear from the map but the law enforcement provided from A Thinking Ape resist to those extremist. You must react now, let's either save our cats and ask for A thinking ape to stop it's production because every 5 minutes, a cat get abused. Today, the hypnocat is now an endangered specie. Please donate your cash to Hypnocat Today Inc. so we can preserve this cat specie in a secured land. Call 1-800-Hypnocat for more information. Now bug off i'm just messing around.
Some people already know but I've been working in a gym at the front desk for 5 weeks. Working there gives me free access, so I have the right to train myself for free. So I decided to workout. Ps: that's me 5 weeks ago. Week 1: I am lifting 500Kg per sides so total 1000Kg the bar is made of gold so add like 250Kg. Week 2: I've met a bunch of cool guys, they suggested me to use some proteines to help me out... So why not? Week 3: DAT ASS DOE Week 4: I can't scratch my head... It's so itchy... Today, my family thinks i've been working out way too much but I don't feel like I've been working out that much. I mean.... What do you guys think about me? I do feel like I have a bit bigger biceps.
Today, I, Lord Kaname will teach you scuds(shoutout to Jax) how to pick girls up for a date. Step 1 Find your target, I mean... Find your loved one: Step 2 Ask her out while she takes her shower: Step 3 After she declined your date, pick her up with style when she least expect it: Small break Enjoy this small break sponsored by Error 403, the best club ever: Get that tissue off the screen! Step 4 Enjoy your date with your love: Step 5 After having a great date, bring her to your basement: Step 69 Hide her body... I mean, after a great night, bring her back home: I hope you guys and girls will take my technics. Now to end this thread, it's time for hot babes. ^^^^^^ This is for you girls
Hello everyone, Today I will teach you now to make a FruitSalad. First Step Get a dacing banana. Second Step Get an Mutant Pear. Third step[/imgfit] Get a cute Strawberry to get the ladies. Forth Step Cut them in small pieces so you can have a lot of portions. Final Step You have your Fruit Salad, so now enjoy!(My actual fruit salad pic) Now, let's hold hands and let's sing all together. "We are proFruitSalads. We eat fruits and we poop rainbows!" V V V V V V Lol jk jk here's your boobs.