tell your best joke

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by rubix_cube_noob, Sep 10, 2014.

  1. I have many but heres one .

    What do you call a man with a spade on his head?....doug

    what do you call a man with the spade removed...dougless


    ill add more and better ones throughout the thread ..enjoy
     
  2. tickle my eyeballs please, cant even laugh
     
  3. Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars?

    She has no arms 

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Not Susie.
     
  4. Lol poor susie
     
  5. Why did the chicken cross the road

    To get to the other side



    BROWNIE!!!
     
  6. What do you call a black man on a swing?

    Depends on what his name is
     
  7. What do you call a death rhino ? .....anything you like it cant hear you
     
  8. Why was the skelliton not at prom


    coz he had no body to go with
     
  9. Ok so a guy walks into a bar the barman says i bet you £50 you cant go down to the basement and make my donky laugh

    guy goes down makes it laugh gets his £50

    Barman says wow ill give you another £50 and free drinks if you go back down and make him cry


    no problem the guy says goes down makes it cry. Heads to the bar collects his prize

    barman askes how did you do it

    first i said i had a bigger d.ick than the donkey made it laugh second time i went down i proved it and the donkey cried
     
  10. Hmm...

    What are the 3 D's of of Being A Death Eater 101?

    Death, Doom and Destruction!
     
  11. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?




    A mosquito stops sucking when u slap it.
     
  12. ️ Nice bypass. Bet a mod would love that.

    Jokes on you 
     
  13. Cleveland browns football practice was halted the other day when an unknown white substance was found on the field. After tests, it was concluded the white substance was merely the paint on the goal line. Practice resumed as it was decided the players were safe from ever likely coming into contact with the goal line again.




    I don't even like sports. But if you're from Ohio you can't not laugh at that one XD
     
  14. Oh my god I died laughing at that one
     
  15. A man dived into the sea. He saw a man without scuba diving equipment. He asked how r u scuba diving without equipment the man answered "u fool I am not scuba diving I am drowning"
     
  16. A man goes to a bar. Bets the bartender $10 he can pee in a cup 10 feet away. The bartender says yeah right. The guy pees and of course misses. Instead pees everywhere. The man pays the bartender, who smiles, and laughs then the bartender asks what's so funny. The man replies he bet his friends $100 he could pee everywhere and the bartender would smile