Today was my first day of school, so why not make a thread? Ok, so I'll be explaining my classes, the educational ones. Ok, so my math teacher is obsessed with pumpkins. Like, she must think its Halloween everyday, which I wish was true. But she once grew a 1700 pound pumpkin... So I guess that's a thing now Spanish time. I for some reason, am in the front. So I am trying to advoid all eye contact, until my friends beside me and behind me make a game. It's called ACA, whenever one of us volunteered for a question, the other 2 would have to. ACA = Alex, Cal, Aaron, or names. History class, where I surprisingly know NOBODY. I'm sitting there and thinking, the **** is this? There are a few kids I rarely talk to, but it'll do. The teacher seems chill, he knows how us students think. English, is by far, the worst. The teacher has skunk hair. Dyed black hair, with a dyed whit strip. With her Nyan Cat name tag, to her monotone personality, AND the class full of guys that have... No class to say the least Last class is science with this creepy teacher. Anyone seen the movie Meet The Robinsons? He looks like the Bowler Hat guy. And to learn your name, he says it 3 times while staring at your soul through your eyes, a minut later he knows everyones names. He also drinks a V8 everyday, and has this huge collection in his cabinets. I skipped gym and study hall, because #YOLO I swear, teachers get weirder and weirder, especially when Kandy becomes a teacher Tell me your weirdest teachers or your school day, because I want to know everything about you (I uploaded it a size bigger, so you might be able to see the captions) KingCal
It's okay! I can read the first one. Now, let's see... Calc is loco. The teacher is nice. But blah. Art is my fave. The teacher isn't awesome though. She's fine. Stats is blah. She's funny though. Kid in my class and her: Her: it is a pretty city. Him: And so are you. *cue lascivious gaze* It's funny. Physics is blah. He's nice. Nice people. He's short, too, so we make fun of his height. Its a mutual funny thing. 3/4 AP. I'll list the others in a minute.
it's not worth it. Anatomy. Blah. English. Blah. Computer. Blah. Writing. Blah. Fuck it all. The best is Spanish club! I finished Spanish last year so I couldn't take it again but I'm still in the club. The sponsor lady is a damn crackhead, I swear. First, she's got stringy, dry as hell black hair that she attempted to dye blonde, but it only went through the top half and her roots look like a bunch of string beans. She calls us all by our Spanish names like she can't remember our real ones. And she's not even thirty but she looks like some 40 year old who had a tuck here and everywhere. She's nice. But she's so not like an adult. We all had a convo about what it would take for her to get a man and she took advice from us. LOL. She'll get a man. Eventually. We said before she was 70. On a good day, anyways. I think we were inspirational.
English class is the strangest for me, my teacher has a phd so he randomly talks in German and I'm just sitting there like then he makes us repeat it back to him
I had the greatest Bio teacher ever he used to be a cop, and when he didn't wanna teach, he would tell us the most hilarious stories about some of these jobs he's done... He's also under 5' tall, I think....
My science teacher, is an old lady. Our class will go crazy when it's science lesson. Then the teacher spends the whole lesson scolding us. That's how my whole class failed science
Most subjects ok except art.Crazy old lady,looks about 70 with really greasy ginger hair.Calls us all dirty devils and burst into tears when someone tipped their apple juice over .-. She's really strict and grumpy too.She also went in her cupboard for about 20 mins and locked the door she's freaky..
Biology: Our teacher is meh. She's fast in discussing. English: I love her. She is literally one of the best teachers ever. She listens to your problems and is sooo considerate. Math: she's okay. .-. Filipino: used to be okay. Now I kinda hate her. -.- Religion: our teacher is pretty funny. She'll just sit in her chair and go, "TAKE YOOOUUURR TEXXXT BOOOKSSSS OUTTTT, AMBER! STOP TALKING!" Home Economics: our teacher is amazing. And GORGEOUS. 'Nuff said. P.E.: I don't really like him. But he's fine, I guess. So weird though. History: BEST TEACHER EVAA. Well, definitely the funniest. History is SO fun now. Chinese: we just talk with our friends for the whole period, and he doesn't mind. Music: Speech: same teacher as English. LUVVVVV HER. Computer: I hate his guts. I'm sorry. But I do. UGH. Library: She talks like this: Boysh and gurshs. Gursssshhh.
Andi, wonder how you cope. Chinese is 2nd most boring in my whole subjects list ._. ... PE ROCKS MY SOCKS