TDTM (Game?)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Captain-Jack-Sparrow3, Jan 26, 2015.

  1. Talk Dirty to Me.

    The lady and I were looking up funny internet acronyms that parents should be aware of and I saw some seriously funny stuff. TDTM is something my girl won't stop saying, so every time she texts me TDTM (Talk dirty to me), I want to reply with something sarcastic and witty.

    Let's turn it into a game.
    Give me something I can say sarcastically as a reply....

    Like:
    Albino guinea pigs rolling in the mud.

    Thanks guys. I know I can rely on this community to be sarcastic.

    Stay Frosty,
    -CJS ️❄️
     
    #1 Captain-Jack-Sparrow3, Jan 26, 2015
  2. Giant penguins rolling in their own feces.
     
    #2 Hermes-IN-DaClouds, Jan 26, 2015
  3. Giant feces rolling in penguins
     
    #3 Alan, Jan 26, 2015
  4. This
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    #4 DarkWolfChaos, Jan 26, 2015
  5. I reeeaaallly need to vacuum ?

    Or

    I haven't showered yet today
     
    #5 -Trey3, Jan 26, 2015
  6. I don't wipe after I poo
     
    #6 fhdvhdf, Jan 27, 2015
  7. Your vagina smells like rotting fish 
     
    #7 *iDesperate (01), Jan 27, 2015
  8. I eat the booty, after I cook it
     
    #8 -IN-ToEatingPie-, Jan 27, 2015
  9. Slippery, warm bacon fat smeared all over my smooth white dishes....
     
    #9 caspertheghost, Jan 27, 2015
  10. Ebola! It's caused by people touching their butts then your food!
     
    #10 Fume, Jan 27, 2015
  11. No touching the no no spot,then ur butthole, then other ppls food
     
    #11 -IN-ToEatingPie-, Jan 27, 2015
  12. Shit happens literally 
     
    #12 Fume, Jan 27, 2015
  13. Actually suspected to originate from fruit bat droppings then spreads through bodily fluids of infected victims.
     
    #13 caspertheghost, Jan 27, 2015
  14. False, originating from fruit bats which are said to be a delicacy in some countries, when these were eaten it was passed to the human
     
    #14 inactive-person, Jan 27, 2015
  15. Not incorrect but not fully correct. Although consumption of bushmeat is a method of transmission, case 0 of the current outbreak is believed to have been tracked to the boy playing in a tree stump where a colony of fruitbats had also been residing. Droppings have long been suspected to have been mechanisms for the transmission of both Ebola and Marburg
     
    #15 caspertheghost, Jan 27, 2015
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