Swimmin' in a Sea of Gucci

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by *_Rawr_ (01), Dec 24, 2011.

  1. Lolz.
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    "Miranda, you're such a shopaholic!"

    "Oh gimme a break, Chasie."

    "A break? You wasted about a hundred dollars on those blasted heels of yours!"

    "MY BEAUTIFUL STACCATO HEELS AREN'T BLASTED!"

    "Oh yeah? Wait until it kills you***.Then you'll see that you're damned."

    Chasie, my exact opposite walked in front of me and pointed to my darling shoes.

    "Your darlin' has gum on it."

    "ONG OMGNQIBEJWIA!"

    I searches frantically like a maniac until I realized what Chasie meant.

    "Chasie you idiot!"

    I grabbed onto that damned man's shirt and bit his arm. Ew. Tasted like aftershave... OH GOD EW.

    "Teh fudgesicles?"

    "That was for mocking me."

    I huffed and inched farther away, my but not making contract with his as we sat in his car.

    "You know you love it."

    "WHO SAYS?!"

    My cheeks flushed a Chanel red and I scooted farther away from him.

    "Ooooh! Miranda! Miranda!"

    "SHUT IT."
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    Preqeul or sequel to "My Staccato Heels are Killing Me".

    ***When Chasie says, "wait for them to kill you", it means that Miranda will soon see the faults on wasting everything on beauty. That's the story's plot, M.S.H.K.M.

    Oh well.