Stupid Questions Stupid Answers

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by RevolutionaryWolf, May 18, 2014.

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  1. I wanted to liven up forums a bit so I found an idea for a game.

    Basically, you answer a stupid question with a stupid answer and then you ask your own stupid question!

    Example:

    Q:Why are rainbows so colorful?

    A:Because unicorns eat tons of colored candy and poop em all over the sky.

    Q:Why do they call people who love reading a bookworm?
     
    #1 RevolutionaryWolf, May 18, 2014
  2. Because books are for losers. All the cool kids are going to the movies and the losers r buried 6ft under ground with books. Both are dead.
     
    #2 Taurusly, May 18, 2014
  3. Did she broke the game,
     
    #3 Royale_Kaname_Will_Never_Die, May 18, 2014
  4. Why is my big toe bigger than my other toes?
     
    #4 FrozenSnow, May 18, 2014
  5. I dont believe they can fix what never started

    Why is that grass green when it would look better purple?
     
    #5 Tweak, May 18, 2014
  6. damn was off by a min ๎’
     
    #6 Tweak, May 18, 2014
  7. Because that little piggy went to the market. To get fat.

    Why is pink, pink?
     
    #7 -P_M-Ariyah-, May 18, 2014
  8. Because its three toes morphed together.

    Why are spelling-bee's called spelling bee's ? Bee's cant spell.
     
    #8 Jerk123123, May 18, 2014
  9. ๎’that was off too
     
    #9 Jerk123123, May 18, 2014
  10. Because I came,

    Why is my cum white?
     
    #10 iCoppedAPhilOnDeez-BAD-Girls, May 18, 2014
  11. Because they randomly mashed words together
     
    #11 Jerk123123, May 18, 2014
  12. Because it's actually paint.
     
    #12 FrozenSnow, May 18, 2014
  13. Answer and then ask a question to keep it rolling! ๎’
     
    #13 RevolutionaryWolf, May 18, 2014
  14. Why is my butt so hot?
     
    #14 TheOldAlan, May 18, 2014
  15. Eating to much toothpaste.

    Why are trolls on forums called trolls? Do the live under bridges?
     
    #15 -Until_TheAshesOfEden_Fall-, May 18, 2014
  16. Yes. The bridge just has wifi.

    Why am I black?
     
    #16 FrozenSnow, May 18, 2014
  17. Because you forgot to turn on the lights.

    Why do people sleep horizontally?
     
    #17 RevolutionaryWolf, May 18, 2014
  18. Because sleeping vertically reduces the blood flow to your head.

    Why is love generally associated with the heart?
     
    #18 FrozenSnow, May 18, 2014
  19. Because of the shape ๎‰“

    Why is the sky blue on sunny days but white when it snows.
     
    #19 -FWR-_iSnuggly_WillGlompChu-, May 18, 2014
  20. Because food is the way to a mans heart

    Why do noobs hate being called noobs?
     
    #20 -Until_TheAshesOfEden_Fall-, May 18, 2014
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