My back hurts. Did I leave the toaster on? That's a handsome woman. Young people and their rock n' roll. Too loud! I can't hear you! Change my diaper! Back in my day there wasn't a such thing as AIDS. I blame the gays. In my day women weighted more than 150 pounds and had a thousand suitors. Now y'all hoes are lighter than twigs! In my day single mothers were hoes. Why are you chinese people dancing? Hey ink-face shine my shoes will ya? I fought in world war II and I still can't get a wife. I ain't dead yet! In my day, when the pastor touch you, you didn't alert the media!!!!! It's supposed to be "Adam and Eve" not "Adam and Steve" these homosexuals getting married. I remember when being gay was a bad thing and you would get sent to hell. My grandchildren won't visit me. I remember when an apple was a yummy snack after school,not an electronic company. Kids these days are too damn fat. Get off your iCrap and go outside. What do you mean a flick don't cost a quarter?!? Go mown my lawn José. We don't like you kind here. Get a haircut! I'm hip with the kids. See, I'm wearing skinny jeans. Why are these girls inlove with that Elvis Kid?
I remember when pm didn't exist too that was a pain, old people always tell me that back in their years nobody back-chat'ed now I take care to remind them they also back-chat me -_-