I feel like this is a parody of my thread about Hooters vs Pikachu except OP will make a war out of this.
Forums always had stuff like this.. So if you're going to compare this as a parody of yours... Yours is a parody of dozens of others.
They said Strawberry Milk can make a girl's bossoms bigger so I bet some of the girls will pick— (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)