You know what I hate? "Straight" men emphasising their straightness. (The LGBTQ community is also guilty of the reverse in some ways) As I am a horrible person I shall use one person as an example. A large player with a considerable forum post count. Hulk. He saw an attractive woman's selfie, he immediately felt the need to state his attraction and intents. Why? Why has three letters. Three. Half Life 3. Dead meme. Illuninati confirmed is a dead meme. Shrek is also a dead meme. Shrek is green. Green. The Hulk is also green. Bruce Banner. BB. Bang Bros. Bros. Men. Bruce Banner is Hulk and BB is Bang Men. This can only mean one thing. Hulk is homosexual confirmed.
Dammit. I was already aroused enough as it is. Now that you mentioned our Lord and saviour I am practically dying.