CHAPTER 1: Yay or Nay? Characters: Joe: Wyatt: --- Joe: So we meet again Wyatt. How is it today? Wyatt: I'm a fucking sparrow. Why. Just- no. Help. Joe: I can see that. It's quite amusing watching you try to fly. Wyatt: psh, i'm gonna get the other birds to shit all over your house. Joe: Good luck waddling over there. By the way, when is that potion you were experiementing with going to wear off? I want to continue to test things on our students. Wyatt: I have no idea. I just hope I don't have any weird quirks when I turn back into a human. Joe: Like having a beak? Or going crazy after worms and grasshoppers? Wyatt: Okay, well if I do get a beak, that'll be awkward trying to get a lady friend. "Oh yeah, well, I accidentally superglued a beak to my face on halloween. Woops." Joe: Well, i'm going to check how our students are doing, i'll tell you the results over Text Message. Wyatt: Yeah, i'm a bird asshole. Joe: Oh yeah. Well, i'll come back in the morning then. I need to eat dinner soon anyways. Wyatt: It's 4, just come back after you see how they are doing. Joe: I want to interact with my family, like watch a movie or play catch with my son. Wyatt: I want this dumb potion to wear off. Joe: I'll bring a birdbath in the morning. ---