Story of My PIMD Life

Somehow, I have this nagging feeling forumers will label this thread as a... "fail thread". But anyhow, here goes nothing. I love writing and I don't really have any good stories to think up, so I thought of this instead of Fan Fiction.

While browsing through the AppStore for new games, I came across Party In My Dorm. I thought the picture looked quite... well, interesting. Out of curiosity I downloaded it. When they asked for a name, I brainstormed for awhile.

In other of my iPhone games that needed names, I always had 'ass' in my username for some reason. In Original Gangsta it was 'ass gunner'. In some racing game it was 'ass racer'. I know it sounds stupid but I thought it was cool at that time.

So I typed in the first name that came to mind. TheGreatAss.

When I browsed through the avatars, I settled on the Party Guy because I'm not much of an athlete nor am I much of a nerd or a geek. Plus I didn't exactly want a girl avatar since I'm a male.

I got my first crew - a Cheerleader of course. I saw that the level 2 crew cost 225k and I was astounded - thinking that it was quite impossible for me to earn that much cash - for I had not heard about volleying that time. Someone advertised for their club on my wall. Not knowing my way about the game, I took up that person's advice on 'joining their club and growing strong'. Thus, my first club became The G6 Family.

After joining The G6 Family, I rarely played Party In My Dorm, but when I did go back, I found a wall message informing me that I had been kicked out of the club due to failing to respond to the activity check.

I cannot exactly remember when or how I eventually got vollied, but I followed instructions as I got hired back and forth. Soon I had 5088kcs along with a few million after the volley. I was extremely excited as I thought a few million was big money that time.

After my quick club spell with The G6 Family, I spotted a club that had quite an unusual name - Hot Wild Sex. I found the club name interesting and requested to join. I was accepted and I found out that the club was a 'sexting club'. I asked what sexting meant and after asking around I discovered it meant cybersex. Instead of leaving the club in disgust, I got one of the club members to teach me how to sext by giving me a demonstration in the club chat with another girl as I found it quite an interesting activity. I witnessed my 'sexting teacher' and other male players having a sexting 'threesome' with another girl.

I then felt a little put off after the demonstration, but didn't leave the club as it didn't have bothersome activity checks and the members were given total freedom - there were few rules. I had never actually sext but I witnessed many of my members doing it in club chat. After a few weeks I left the club. I later found out that it had disbanded for some reason I do not know.


I increased my stats by buying another two dorms. I also learnt what farming meant from another player and I resolved never to farm unless someone farmed me first.

Only a little time after the disbandment of Hot Wild Sex, I got a message from one of the disbanded club's members. It was an invitation to join her new club, Sex Party, another 'sexting club'. I was promised Admin status, but I declined and chose to join A.M.P instead, where I made friends with A.M.P's owner, thatguy86.

A.M.P was where I was first exposed to wars - I took part in two wars at A.M.P, but I hardly did anything, just earning a few k after the war. I then made a big decision to start my own club and left A.M.P, before creating the club Ass Kingdom. The list of members started slowly, but there was soon close to 30 members after I advertised on every club-less person's wall I could find.

Ass Kingdom is where I met two good friends - SweetCandyFloss and the_fighter. Candy was Singaporean like me, whereas the_fighter claimed he was Mexican. I still keep in touch with Candy but we seldom talk. I don't keep in touch with the_fighter though.

Soon, other people joined, and I made more friends out of elle-page and JellyO. However, after someone from outside the club complained that Candy was farming her, I questioned Candy and she left the club in a fit of rage saying I did not trust my own club members.

Candy went on to create her own club along with the_fighter and another of my member GunnarSherman. My club was in a mess, thus I disbanded it after some contemplation - deciding that I wasn't that much of a good player thus I had no right to manage and own a club.

I went on to join the club Manchester United as I was a big fan of soccer, and two of my Ass Kingdom members Sicamblr and Mike followed me there.

Not long after disbandment of my club, Candy started farming me out of hatred from our previous misunderstanding. Elle-page also questioned me as Candy had misled her, saying that I had farmed her first and was saying mean things to her. JellyO stepped in and I don't know how but she managed to get Candy to relent. She stopped her farming and apologized.

I left Manchester United and reset. During my time with Hot Wild Sex a fellow club member had commented that my username made me look like a girl. Hence I did not want to have the same username of TheGreatAss. I wanted a new name, together with it a new beginning in PIMD. So I picked out the name of TheBadBoy.

Shortly after I asked for hires and got it. Now back to having 5088cks, I returned to A.M.P. But then I left the club a second time as I did not felt at home while in it. Amongst all the pros in the club I felt small and weak. After notifying thatguy86, I left and joined the club Peace For Life, but left that club as well as it had a mostly inactive club roster.

I joined the club Fearless Fighters and soon I had become friends with all it's members since it had a small club roster. However, I felt the owner and the admins were not serious enough as they kept changing it's members' titles to weird and funny ones deliberately as a joke. I put up with it though, and stayed with the club.

This was when I met Nikitacorr. She invited me to join her at Angel Reigns but I declined as I did not want to betray Fearless Fighters.

Fearless Fighters then disbanded. It's club owner created a new club called -Evolution- and told every Fearless Fighters club member to move to his new club. I have no idea why he did that to this day. Waste of a perfectly good 4million.

Seizing the opportunity, I joined Angel Reigns instead of going to -Evolution-.
Through joining Angel Reigns I have met a lot of friends. I have been here at Angel Reigns for about a month now, and I have no intention of leaving anytime soon.

Hope you liked my... life story.

 

They censored ass... 0_0

 

I now dislike sexting and find it irritating whenever someone asks for sext in campus chat... forgot to add that 

 

Thanks kai 

 

Yep that's how we met 

 

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