Stop it now.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by SVG-TheFaLLenFenrir-, Apr 30, 2013.

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  1. There are too many sad threads. Post a joke, story, something on this thread, or i'll steal all of your toilet paper.

    When I was like 8 we had hedgehogs right? And well, I was playing with one, and it went up my shorts. Not fun.
     
    #1 SVG-TheFaLLenFenrir-, Apr 30, 2013
  2. 
     
    #2 DemonicHypnocat, Apr 30, 2013
  3. I'm just here for the free samples 
     
    #3 DemonicHypnocat, Apr 30, 2013
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    #4 HeroDerp_, Apr 30, 2013
  5. Free samples are now $.99
     
    #5 SVG-TheFaLLenFenrir-, Apr 30, 2013
  6. Crap I'm Broke  Guess I gotta go
     
    #6 DemonicHypnocat, Apr 30, 2013
  7. Free samples, cost $.99? 
    What kind of sorcery is this? 
     
    #7 HeroDerp_, Apr 30, 2013
  8. In Soviet Russia Free Samples Taste You ! 
     
    #8 DemonicHypnocat, Apr 30, 2013
  9. 
     
    #9 That_Witch_BunBun, Apr 30, 2013
  10. Killer pretzles!
     
    #10 SVG-TheFaLLenFenrir-, Apr 30, 2013
  11. ¢99 free samples?

    Seems legit.
     
    #11 Vice, Apr 30, 2013
  12. 
     
    #12 -SBO-UniCornyMonster, Apr 30, 2013
  13. You wanna argue wyatt? Talk to your local grocery store and complain.
     
    #13 SVG-TheFaLLenFenrir-, Apr 30, 2013
  14. OH! OH! OH! OH! OH!
    SOOOOO
    I HAVE THIS STORY THAT I HAVE GRACED MY CLUB WITH

    *ahem hm
     
    #14 -SBO-UniCornyMonster, Apr 30, 2013
  15. My local grocery store would bump that ¢99 to $1.00.

    Thanks, Canada, for getting rid of the penny.
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    #15 Vice, Apr 30, 2013
  16. So, as I arrived at school today, it was raining. Littered all over the sidewalk were little wormies. Naturally, I started picking them up and putting them back onto the grass. After school ended, I looked down and the wormies I had missed shriveled up into little "turd strings". I shit you not, one of my friends said that.

    See what I did there?
     
    #16 -SBO-UniCornyMonster, Apr 30, 2013
  17. It costs more to make a penny then what it's worth. Gg america.
     
    #17 SVG-TheFaLLenFenrir-, Apr 30, 2013
  18. The worm storystop hating on Americans u up there that's uncalled for
     
    #18 That_Witch_BunBun, Apr 30, 2013
  19. 
     
    #19 xX_LEENALOVE_Xx, Apr 30, 2013
  20. When I was younger I was catching a ball when I landed in a cactus. And all called me sprinkles for awhile.
     
    #20 -BbnB-Sir_Place, Apr 30, 2013
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