STEP 1: Locate megaphone. STEP 2: Acquire real estate STEP 3: Form rebellion STEP 4: Check Watch STEP 5: Hammer time! STEP 6: Continue hammer time! STEP 7: Make dinner. STEP 8: Eat dinner. STEP 9: Suddenly, bulimia STEP 10: Clean up puke STEP 11: Seek out help STEP 12: Critical failure STEP 13: Resume life STEP 14: ????????? STEP 15: PROFIT!