stahhhp

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -_A_-Jesse, Dec 27, 2014.

  1. Police: We gunna get chu ???

    Bad guy: Nah bra. You so slow

    Police: jus stahp.

    Bad guy: Catch me!!!

    Police: comes get some donuts ???

    Bad guy: I donut care bout you

    Police: It's so hawt out here? Pwease slow down, Yo!

    Bad guy: ?Mmf! It's caz I'm here bby

    Police: ?Stahp running, we can chill.

    Bad guy: can't chill? body so hawt, hawt, hawt body ?

    Police: ?c'mon be our frands. We won't lock you up

    Bad guy: ain't gunna do it ️

    Police: do it for the vime* bby ?

    Bad guy: das soooo temping  I coulds be famous 

    Police: yasssss? -evil quiet laugh- I'm recording now

    Bad guy: me eyebrows on point, or nah?

    Police: eyebrow game soo strong rn stahp m'recording now

    Bad guy: -slows down- you getting this? -shakes bum- ? a lil show

    Police: -tackles llama- we gots chu???? -throws handcuffs on and cooks bad guy up for New Year dinner-


    Police: Mmmmf so dam tasty 




    If like to dedicate this thread to raven the bad influence and Pimd my two boy crushes ???
     
  2. :lol: you bored or nah?

    Still funny tho
     

  3. Read it?
     
  4. nah
     
  5. nah
     
  6. This is like a chase between stoners
     
  7. Nuuu

    Das bad

    Like reaallyy bad

    So bad you get chased by police
     
  8. Plot twist : They were high af 
     
  9. ?I said das bad. They aren't high?
     
  10. I'll make EM high ?
     


  11. Das soooooo illigal ?
     
  12. You're illegal 
     
  13. I am no illigal


    I'm Jesse!
     
  14. Jesse the Serial Killer! 
     


  15. ?das even moar illigal
     
  16. I should call the police on you ?
     

  17. Plz don't I don't want to run 
     
  18. Then get high with me ?