SOOOOO... I was just touring some unusual song artists, and I just fell in love with one whose name is... Kelly! Kelly is actually a female character portrayed by male comedian Liam Kyle Sullivan. Here's the lyrics to one of his songs, but it's much much MUCH better with music! Kelly- Shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Oh my God. Shoes. Let's get some shoes. Let's get some shoes. Let's get some shoes. Let's get some shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Oh, my God, shoes. Shoes. These shoes rule. These shoes suck. These shoes rule. These shoes suck! Shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Oh, my God, shoes. These shoes rule. These shoes suck. These shoes suck. These shoes suck! Store worker- I think you have too many shoes. Kelly- Shut up! Store worker- I think you have too many shoes. Kelly- Shut up! Store worker- I think you have too many shoes. Kelly- Shut up! Store worker- I think you have too many shoes. Kelly- Shut up! Stupid boy. Stupid boy. Let's get some shoes. Let's party. These shoes are three hundred dollars. These shoes are three hundred dollars. These shoes are three hundred fucking dollars. Let's get 'em! Store Manager- Um...this style runs small. I don't think you're gonna fit. I mean, your feet are kinda big.... *que a good 30 seconds of continuous profanity yelling by dear Kelly* [/pink] And those who decide lyrics aren't enough: http://m.youtube.com/?reload=3
Shoot forgot about ampersands... If this doesn't work, just screw it and party I was going to post a second song lyrics, but I decided there was too much swearing It's called Let me borrow that top though... (And yes, dear Mods, I linked the clean versions just for you ) But, if this is not enough Kelly for you.... Here you go I apologize for any broken links, accidental ToU breaks (relying on censoring for most part >_>) and BB Code fails