We all knew this was bound to happen. The time had gone back, just so Harambe could be saved by the one and only Shrek. Shrek looks around, furious as he heard the screams. "A child fell into the gorilla enclosure!" Someone shrieked. Urgent, Shrek went to the gorilla enclosure, seeing Harambe heading over to the child. Shrek jumps over the enclosure, the others gasping as they saw the ogre run after the two. "Don't!" Shrek screamed at Harambe. Harambe turned, confused as he saw Shrek, and suddenly, his heart beat faster. "Stay away from the kid." Shrek said, taking Harambe's hand as they galloped across the enclosure, and into Harambe's cave. After much explaining, Harambe finally understood. "You... You saved my life?" Harambe asked, his hand on Shrek's chest. Shrek nodded, smiling at Harambe. Harambe goes in for a kiss, and Shrek surprisingly doesn't jump back, kissing him back. "Suck my big, fat magnum dong, Harambe." Shrek said, his voice rough. Just how Harambe wanted it. And so, he sucked Shrek's big, fat magnum dong, and the two made love, living happily ever after. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.