Shoutout of Chaos

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by SatireRENAMED, Sep 13, 2014.

  1. This is my shout out but with a twist. The Satire Twist. I call it the Shoutout of Chaos because shit like this needs a dramatic title.

    Bluntwiches AKA "Padlock" - This guy patrols forums like a hawk on a fighter jet. Thread goes off topic? Locked on. Inappropriate discussions? Bam. This thread has gone far enough? Good night.

    Cherry the Immortal something - She's like a queen bee with all her male worker bees buzzing around for her honey gathering nectar for her and lining up for that sweet sweet rp. She's in every selfie thread because she has to destroy the self-confidence of every other girl and establish her dominance.

    Raven is a Bad Influence but not in BAD attitude and it would have worked so much better - Raven is like a stalker of forums. He just sits there and then here comes someone stupid and OH THERE HE GOES RIPPING HIM TO SHREDS WITH LOGIC AHH. I think Raven has too much time on his hands. He'll farm you good if you tell him that though. So he's one of them farming bullies in that elevator club.

    Ahli the one with Mike in her name all the goddamn time - she makes these threads on non pimd stuff all the time in pimd forums. abuse of off topics. Either that or a thread on Mike and their 400th anniversary. Or some thread with chopped up words that kill your brain if you even try to understand what they mean.

    Mars the bionic robotic successor of Annie - Oh there's a hunt. HERE COMES MARS WITH A GUIDE. Bb coding is a must. I think Mars would commit harakiri or something if she/he/it missed a code. Just sayin.

    Noobs who hit me - you will always lose. Because I am awesome. Because I am Satire. Because I own a globe in my house therefore I own the goddamn world.

    To all those losers I didn't mention. It's because you're losers. Actually the ones I mentioned are also losers. No one wins. But me.
























    PS. I know Raven is a girl so shut up and hold off on that comment button before you make yourself look like an idiot you whiny little piece of booger.
     
  2.  I love you
     
  3. Why are my balls on your chin tho? 
     
  4. :lol: :lol:
    So are you sure you don't just appreciate these people cause they're better than you?

    I could name a list of those things that are better than satire...
    My middle finger 
     
  5. The PS read my mind
     
  6. I don't suggest you put your middle finger up your ass if you're that desperate. Just ask and I'll provide you with something better.
     
  7. Nah bruh, my middle finger is best connected to a fist.  Preferably leaving marks on your face. 
    Grow some little man.
     
  8. 
     
  9. :roll: Op is not a happy person.
     
  10. OP isn't haaaaaaaappy.......

    Inb4lok

    *shakes head*
     
  11. I like it
     
  12. Satire is interesting .
    Minus the part of raven having too much time on her hands?
     
  13. #CherryForRPSelfieQueen2014
     
  14. ?Jo you're not supposed to rp with the noobs.. Just me </3
    Must have a kcs level of at least 1mcs to rp with Jojo