I'm making a thread! And I had tea! And more sugar! And chocolate! YUMMMMMMMMMM. At least, I think I had chocolate. Maybe. But I Deffo didn't proof this. And read it with a slight country twang, cuz my accent is comin back. Dammit, but I hate summer sometimes. Question!!! Are you out of school yet? I hopeth soskees!!!! Why? Because I am, silly goose! And I totally don't want to brag about it if you're not. Not too much anyways. And I'll be a senior!!! YAYSKEES!!!! BIG MAN ON CAMPUS!!! I will, however, be the only senior in the entire class who doesn't have a license. So fuck them all. Speaking of the money crisis, does anyone else live in an area where coons are annoying as hell? I know there's gotta be SOMEBODY out there who can feel what I'm sayin. There was a coon in our trashcan. And instead of runnin it off and shuttin the trash can, my gramdma comes inside (can is outside the back porch window) and says "You're going to be picking up trash tomorrow." "...Why?" says I. "Because there's a raccoon in there." Now, me, I'm thinkin why the hell ain't she out there runnin the damn thang off. But Nooooooo. So I had to go out there with a broom and close it. #1. I thought old people were supposed to sacrifice themselves first. I guess she doesn't wanna die yet. #2. I had my tetanus. Not sure about the rabies shot, but I easily could get that lil ole detail taken care of. So why was I worried about gettin bit by a coon? #3. Those little black eyed monsters can be dern cute. NEXT!!! I have a question. How do you convince your rents to letcha get a job? See, I need one. Cuz I'm hella brokeskees. But when I said I wanted to work at the ball park as an ump, my old old old not quite a man (who is also very preggers) said no, and went on to explain that I couldn't pay for that gas and I can't drive myself (which isn't my fault, because he won't let me get a permit) and blah blah I'm following in the footsteps of my friend (when she's following me) and I have no actual friends who will drive me there (he knows nothing about me. The doof.). So today I asked if I could work at a close ball park in the concession stand and the first words out of his mouth were "How ya gonna get there?" and then he smiled like he had me therr. Damn Dumbasses in this world. And then he went on to explain to me that I don't deserve a job (I mean, really?) and that I should just volunteer at the funeral home (for real tho. WHAT. THE. FLIBBERTYGIBBETS.) and shit. So...ahem...I said I don't get along with dead people well, because they look at me funny. Like...with glazed eyes. Or they peek from behind closed eyelids. Which, then, he laughed and basically said I'm stupid (but he says he meant it in a nice way. :| ) and that he'll "think about it". Which also means that I will get an answer by next year. Give or take a month. Just wondering...what could I say to convince him I needa job? I tol him it'd look real nice on a college resume an he said "No. It won't. Nothing looks good on a college resume that they tell you. They try to tell you that but they lie.". Ummmmm...okie? WHATEVS, BROSKEE!!!! But I just wanna know what you would say. And SRO(F)HJ!!!!! I really hate that f. I said I would! Colonel! Like Sanders! Fried chicken!!!
Dark are you new? It's been hella forever since I got to be weird!! but aren't they cute?? Especially the itty bitty ones!!
I knew it was a raccoon, but in the back of my mind I was thinking there is a slight chance of it being the derogatory meaning of the word.
OMJ YES!!!!! I'll Deffo be there!!! Ohhhhhhhhh...I don't keep up with that shit. Which racial group is it directed to? Blacks? I think know that one.
Yup. I don't like it. Srofhj. It's hard to say now. ...What was the r for again? Okie. What I thought. Knew I'd heard it somewhere.