..she's too young for you bro

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -_-13abyKnight-_-, Nov 2, 2011.

  1. Ok let's get some ...she's too young for you jokes going

    If her age is on a clock...she's too young for you bro

    If she has more stuff animals than pillows on her bed...she's too young for you bro

    If her toothbrush has a cartoon character on it...she's too young for you bro

    If she has any type of bedazzle lil diamonds on her clothing...she's probably too young for you bro

    If she wakes up early saturday morning for cartoons...she's too young for you bro
     
  2. If her favorite hobby is double Dutch or hop skotch...she's too young for you bro
     
  3. If she has to ask for permission to see a rated R movie...she's probably too young for you bro
     
  4. If when you pick her up nd she automatically goes to the back nd no one is sitting in the passenger seat...she's too young for you bro
     
  5. If you say a private part nd she's says "eewwww"...she's too young for you bro
     
  6. 
     
  7. If her only way to contact you is Through a note that says "check yes or no"....she's probably too young for you bro
     
  8. If her blanket has that purple dinosaur Barney on it..
    Not too young for you bro..
    But extremely young xDD
     
  9. LMAO
     
  10. If her name has sweet or cutie in it...she's most likely to young for you bro
     
  11. nah its,
    if her age is on the clock, shes too young for cock
     
  12. it rhymes btw
     
  13. If you are at restaurant ordering nd she tells you what she wants instead of the waiter...she's too young for you bro
     
  14. If her school gives out any type of free snacks or food...she's too young for you bro
     
  15. If her backpack has wheels...she's too young for you bro
     
  16. if her shoes light up, shes too young for you bro
     
  17. If she says she's coming over nd she rides over there on a bike with a horn nd basket on it...she's too young for you bro
     
  18. If her shoes have Velcro straps on it instead of shoe laces...she's too young for you bro
     
  19. If she has too recite her abc's to figure out which letter comes after which...she's too young for you bro