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O I WAS MENTIONED. This seriously made my night LOL The fact that 'squatz' comment was 69 paragraphs long made me lol.
You know that you've made it on a game when you have crystal trying desperately to claw her way back up and using our personalitys to give herself something to use in a thread.This whole thread screams jealousy of me and takane. And i write from my head spur of the moment. Im sorry crystal you feel threatened that my threads are getting more readers than you. Its sweet that im bothering you soo much that you try ridicle my way i can engage with a crowd and get a response. And you even put in the most effort discribing my people pulling power and my layout to put it in action. LOL i better watch my thread themes next because you stole deadlySlime's event write up thread that was her unique thing she did from her. I better watch out youll be trying to undermine me next and pirate mine next . Ooopsy i wrote too much paragraphs again or lack of them. SOO WHAT i dont jump to you or noone. I just love to interact with people. Is that a crime? Stay tuned for my next thread coming to you in the next few hours. Write that in your part 2 of how to get forum famous!
So, Crystal making light of your horrible grammar and extremely obnoxious paragraphs means she's jealous? LOLOL. Please build a bridge and get over yourself.