SELLING my HOT SEXY BOD 50% Off

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Sadistic_The-BAD-ly_Influenced, Oct 13, 2014.

  1. Limited time only!!!

    Was:$700.00
    Now:$350.00
    Cash only supplies are limited
    Samples available to women

    I come with bacon and tacos
     
  2. Do you come with STD firewall protection?
     
  3. I give you... Two dolla
     
  4. Really?
    I wouldn't give a day old sandwich.
     
  5. Yes STD firewall protection is included and I'm also throwing in a free bamboo style queen sized memory foam bed
     
  6. Pics or gtfo
     
  7. ?I'm sold.
     
  8. Too cheap
     
  9. Think of me as having in app purchases
     
  10. This is just the surcharge
     
  11. Where's the fine print?
     
  12. It's very fine so fine you'll need a magnifying glass
     
  13. I'm too tired for this shit. I'll have my lawyer draw up a contract in the morning.
     
  14. But I already own it 



     
  15. Were you made in china?
     
  16. TF I WAS! Cherry has a valid point tho the value just went up to $400 still a deal