Hello to all the inhabitant of the magical kingdom of le dorm filled with creepy old pervs. I am addressing you this communiqué for I am in need of a precious person. That person will have to clean my bedroom for about 4 months. Let me explain you the dangerous situation: So in 4 months, I'm definitely leaving my parents' house. I'm sick and tired of my mom's healthy meals and her demands of cleaning what she calls my mess, or my bedroom if you prefer. This last issue is creating a big conflict. I've never operated in clean places where order reign. I prefer nastiness and chaos because I find it easier to find important things, like my boxers, or my feety pajama. But my maternal figure decided she was sick and tired of this, and it didn't help when I told her "U mad m'ma?" right after she told me about her feelings regarding my personal space. So I need a kind person to clean my mighty kingdom because I'm way too lazy to do it and my mother told me that if it wasn't cleaned by tomorrow morning, she'd cut off my fingers and force me to clean the blood pool with my toes. Ok, maybe I made up that last part, but you get my point. So please help meeeeeh!
I'll clean your room for an ice-cream sammich! And also I'll need a salamander for reasons best kept to myself 0.0