After a long day of life, I dolphin dive into my bed, perfectly landing my head on my pillow. I take in a breath of fresh air and instead receive the stench of urine. My cat, Pickles, likes to sneak in my room while I'm gone. She's the sneaky fat kind of cat. As soon as I smelled that horrible smell, I looked by my door only to see Pickles sitting there. I got up and chased her up the stairs. Luckily I caught her and I am now questioning her. Perhaps it's the sweat from the back of my ear that drips on the pillow. Anyways, she is talking in some sort of riddle, meowing almost. Does anyone know how to get a suspect to spill the beans? (Confess)
Cat nip bribe. Fyi most cat's hate orange and other citrus smells, maybe find a spray you can use on your stuff. Is pickles fixed?
Melissa, I'm joking. Pickles was never broken, so no need to get her fixed. Jk, yes she is. Cal, whenever I am mad, I like to dress up as the Vintage Queen.
These cases uasually go straight to the cabinet and never see the light of day. Reason being is that, as you experienced, cats enjoy speaking in their own little riddles we humans know as the "meow". My one and only advice is torture, yes you read right, torture your cat. Not physically, but mentally, tie him/her down and question it. Hold a mouse in front of the cat and toy with it, until it as you said "spills the beans". Anyways, good luck trying to get Pickles to talk. The longest interrogation I had with my cat Mr. Mike Hawk was about 34 straight months, then I finally learned it was actually hile that ripped my bed sheets :C.
There is a show "My Cat from Hell", and my sister loves it... I'm concerned, but it's not a bad tv show