So I currently attend an art school full of beautifully strange individuals. They're all rather creative. And our English teacher has been absent every morning for a week and a half, I swear these two things are related. My class has taken to coming up with theories of where he is and what he is doing. We all know he's probably not doing something as exciting as these but OH WELL. •He's actually an FBI agent. •They're doing experiments at the power plant and he has been randomly selected to be injected with god knows what. He will turn into the hulk soon, though. •He has teamed up with the orphan from that weird short story somebody wrote and they're off stabbing city gangs with sticks by night so he needs to sleep in every morning. Plus, it's extremely hard to get blood out of ties. Do any of you have theories about where teachers really are when they're sick? Or are you too normal for that?