-SaM-LeoTheAbusiveClown- This little clown has a smile painted on his face...as well as some staple marks. Mr. Leo is looking for a valentine. He wants someone who can answer the following questions according to the image he wants. Do you like hockey? Circle: Yes or Yes. Thats pretty much it. He's looking for a valentine who can put him in the corner when he does something wrong. Facial hair would be a great plus to have, by the way. Make sure you havent trimmed your toe nails in a while because he likes to do it himself. ? At night he enjoys reading about -SaM- and his green eggs and ham. Make sure you re-read it a couple times before he begins to sleep. Once he is asleep, you have to wipe his sweats off his face all night, until he gets up. He will do the same for you. Leo also enjoys watching chick flicks so you better get your tissues ready because once you get him to cry, he wont stop. He loves seeing channing tattum in every movie, so get a movie with him in it. He has farting pits so..enought said ?. He loves the color yellow. He asks people to put on the color yellow for his amusement. ? if you have suffered from him asking, please pm someone who can help work you through the pain and torture. ? Also, make sure you always have a black marker on you at all times. On Valentines day, he will make YOU pay the bill and YOU pay for your own gift, so get your walets ready. He will ask for some Pokemon RP, Turkey RP, Toaster RP and Hen RP. If you arent good at these four styles of rp, dont apply to be his valentine. He has a van with the numbers 1059 and he enjoys playing bored games in there. Make sure you bring your own supplies because he is very greedy. Dont forget to have a unibrow, 10 kids, a favorite ear, have a pet sheep, and make sure you have hairy legs with big ears. If you dont have a peg leg or a beard, please, keep walking along. There will only be 3 spots open and he will choose the winner. ? so first come first serve. 1:________________ 2:________________ 3:________________ Thats all.
I nominate my self I love hockey I love chick flicks I have a wallet, I robbed a bank last week with spitfire Pokemon RP is a must Never had turkey AARP But I'll give it a try toaster Rp do I lather my self in butter Hen Rp? I love unibrows on my head! I've never plucked and I get all the looks from the lady's thru stare at me when I walk past, you know what she wants...,